Gut Rumbles

May 31, 2006

no tobacco day

Did you know that today is World No Tobacco Day? Well, it is.

Some people call it a crock, but I don't. Just thinking about the WHOLE WORLD lovingly joining hands and bravely doing something symbolic about tobacco use just gives me a case of the warm fuzzies--- especially when I see countries such as uganda joining in the festivities.

Man, it's BEAUTIFUL, like something right out of a song by John Lennon. "Imagine all the people... living smo-oo--oke freee... ahHEyayaya.."

I think I'll celebrate by going to the store. I'm almost out of cigarettes.


Fuck John Lennon the dead commie creap. All that money and he married the fugliest whore in the world. Buy a pack for me and screw all you pussies who can't smoke.

Posted by: jamesoldguy on May 31, 2006 01:08 PM

I've been without a smoke just over a year now; a nice fat cigar sure sounds good...

Posted by: BobG on May 31, 2006 01:33 PM

Geez, JamesOG....

Lennon smoked.
Lotsa stuff.
Why ya gotta be hatin' on my boy?

Though, I do hafta agree with your assessment of Yoko Oh-no.
Can't stand the bitch.

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Oh-no have in common?
They all live offa dead beetles/Beatles.

Posted by: Stevie on May 31, 2006 03:41 PM

Yoho must had some great pussy, cause she was one ugly bitch. He need not worry about anyone else stealing her from him. Looks she had none. He could write music. I saw a note of Carole King sunday, she has written over 500 songs, now that is writing music. And she is ugly also.

Posted by: Catfish on May 31, 2006 04:16 PM

Damn. And I like driving by the tobacco fields. I helped plant and pan one year, and one of the kids tried to get onto me about having a cigarette. I just looked at him and said, "Hun, what do you think you're working in now?"

He hadn't thought of that.

Posted by: BabsRN on May 31, 2006 06:39 PM

Yoko wasn't only homely, she couldn't sing worth a shit? Djy'all here that damned record she made way back? That sound reminds me of an email Cat sent a while back about a youngin' losin' her siren by removing a string froma cat's nuts.

Hey Rob, since you were goin' to the store, how 'bout gettin' me a carton while you're there. Workin' 'bacca ain't glorius, but it will build characther... of some sort, and when you know that it's part of your family's well bein', you might think different 'bout all this gummit regulatory tax bullshit.

Posted by: RedNeck on June 1, 2006 12:15 PM
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