Gut Rumbles

May 27, 2006

this ain't funny

If anyone ever did this to me and I didn't die of a heart attack or kill myself in a car wreck, I would spend the rest of my life tracking the sumbitch down so that I could beat him to death with a baseball bat. I SWEAR, I would.

That kinda shit AIN'T funny.


Oh come on, it was only a baby. I own a 5 foot ball python for the last 15 years and he is the sweetest pet I have. It's not like it could of hurt the guy they have teeth like the pointy end of velcro. I will admit that having it move unexpectedly while driving must have been startling.

Posted by: mithglin on May 28, 2006 05:16 AM

BAHAHAHAHAHA I got a wierd sense of humor and I am picturing the face of this dude when the snake lited his head--especially after he petted it bahahaha

Good thing it wasn't Catfish or their would have been snake guts in a big hole in the console. As for me, they would just have had to clean all the shit out of the driver's seat.

Posted by: GUYK on May 28, 2006 09:30 AM

Awwww, ball pythons are sweet.

Posted by: Maeve on May 28, 2006 09:55 AM

Since the story is by AP (Associated Phables), It may not have even happened, or key evidence and facts were intentionally omited. If it is true, I agree with Rob, but chances are that it wasn't based upon past fabrications by Associated Phables.

Posted by: Vulgorilla on May 28, 2006 10:58 AM

Vul, why would they make that up?
I agree with you Rob, someone would be getting beat - not as badly as if it were a tarantula or something like that, but pretty bad...

Posted by: Lisa on May 28, 2006 11:09 AM

That's a very dangerous snake. They call them "ball pythons" because of the parts they like to apply their crushing pressure to.

Posted by: Steve H. on May 28, 2006 04:27 PM

"Ball Pythons?" I call 'em EX-WIVES!!!

Posted by: Acidman on May 28, 2006 07:22 PM

Snakes? Pffftt....

Try having a swarm of cockroaches (palmetto bugs, if you like) swarm around your feet in a rental car in downtown Honolulu during rush hour. That'll teach you not to use the cut-rate rental places right quick.

Posted by: Grumpy Old Ham on May 29, 2006 10:07 AM

Steve and Acidman have it right!

But really a 2' snake?

My son has one of those and it must be 6' or such by now. Not quite a normal pet, but somewhat entertaining it is. Especially at feeding time.

Tarantulas are even more harmless than the snake! Very fun to play with but very fragile as well.

Gotta love life in the desert eh?

Posted by: TC on May 30, 2006 12:05 PM
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