Gut Rumbles

April 27, 2006

terroristic threats

Bejus! I haven't even started to pack for my trip to Austin and already somebody is threatening to whip my Cracker ass. From my comments on a previous post:

Ya come down here to Austin spoutin' off that big chickenhawk mouth of yers and start yer same ole bullshit 'bout Democrats and Air America Radio, some good ole boys (including Willie Nelson and myself) are prolly gonna show ya the door real quick like. Trust me, for yer sake, you don't want to meet up with me while yer here.

Posted by tru2austinsince66 at April 27, 2006 01:49 AM

He's right about one thing--- I DON'T want to meet his dumb ass while I'm in Austin. I prefer people who don't drag their knuckles on the ground when they walk. "Tru2austin" needs to stick to what he's good at and leave blog-meets to people who have... y'know... a functioning brain.

Besides--- even with torn rotator cuffs in both shoulders, I think I can kick Willie Nelson's ass.


OMG!!!!! A HORSE? the heart of American liberalism is a deeeep and inexplicable hole. Heh Heh.

Posted by: Tessa on April 27, 2006 07:40 AM

... that wasn't very nice... that guy had better check the guest list before he shows up to whip your ass.... I hear that some of those Texans are violent folks...

Posted by: Eric on April 27, 2006 07:47 AM

Hell, Eric--- we've got some WIMMEN who could kick his ass...

Posted by: Acidman on April 27, 2006 08:19 AM

An Internet Tough Guy?

That's so 90's, tru2austinsince66.

Posted by: rightisright on April 27, 2006 08:22 AM

.. good point, Rob....

Posted by: Eric on April 27, 2006 08:49 AM

That fool doesn't speak for the rest of Texas. Don't mind him. Everyone outside of Austin looks at Austin as the crazy moonbat infested city. Austin is the retarded cousin-city of an otherwise truly great state. The fact that he site's Austonite's as "good ole boys" makes me fucking laugh!

Posted by: Michael on April 27, 2006 09:45 AM

If that's what he's good at, I'd hate to run into him in a dark alley; he might try to do the same thing he does to horses...

Posted by: BobG on April 27, 2006 11:29 AM

You're safe, BOBG. The article says he's faithful to one, little horse. Just goes to show how even the worst characters always have at least one redeeming quality.

Posted by: Tessa on April 27, 2006 12:37 PM got your own stalker. You must be doing something right :-)

Posted by: Mrite on April 27, 2006 03:36 PM

mwahaha...kick his butt daddy!

Posted by: Lisa on April 27, 2006 04:23 PM

What!?! This guy and... Willie Nelson?... are gonna put the squeeze on you? Willie fuckin' Nelson!?!

Geez. But then being from Austin and claiming you're a tough guy is a bit like being from Austin and claiming you don't like to wear dresses and high heels. Everyone *knows* it's a lie.

Posted by: Scott on April 27, 2006 07:23 PM


I didn't know Ronnie Earle reads Gut Rumbles!

Posted by: McGehee on April 27, 2006 09:56 PM
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