Gut Rumbles

April 20, 2006


A squad of Jewish suicide bombers attacked my computer this morning in a sneak attack and destroyed my ability to post. I know that the bombers were Jewish, because I heard them screaming "Torah! Torah! Torah!"

The damage appears to be repaired now, although it was quite perplexing while it lasted. I saw some error messages that I've never seen before. The trauma was enough to send me out to my garden to pull weeds for a while.

I hate it when that happens...


Well, at least you didn't blame cats.

Posted by: Laurence Simon on April 20, 2006 01:09 PM

Those were Jewish cats, meowing "Torah, Torah, Torah."

Posted by: wil on April 20, 2006 01:16 PM

JEWHAD!!! A kneidlach ahf dir!
And we won't stop dropping lead-lined matzoh balls until the entire blogosphere submits to the will of Hashem. (j/k)

Posted by: Erica on April 20, 2006 01:45 PM

Are you sure they weren't Japanese suicide bombers yelling Tora, Tora, Tora?

Posted by: knine on April 20, 2006 02:06 PM

It was Scarlett yelling "TARA TARA TARA"

Posted by: James Hooker - Smartypants on April 20, 2006 03:09 PM

May have been those wetbacks you love so much?

Posted by: Catfish on April 20, 2006 03:14 PM

There is an easy fix to the "Torah! Torah! Torah!" attack: just scroll past it.

Ar! Ar! Ar!

Posted by: BlogDog on April 20, 2006 03:24 PM

"Just scroll past it"? Oy.

Posted by: Elisson on April 20, 2006 03:47 PM

Now that's a funny picture. Would that be a Japanese Jew or a Jewish Jap? Would they look like a Giesha and sound like Fran Dresher or look like Larry King and talk sound like Tokyo Rose?

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on April 21, 2006 05:49 AM

Glad to see you've recovered...
Does this sort of thing happen a lot in blog world? How rude!

Posted by: Lisa on April 21, 2006 07:58 AM
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