Gut Rumbles

April 19, 2006

the horror!

I once saw a dog shit a wad of cellophane after he ate a ham sandwich wrapper and all. When the dog finished, he examined his droppings with a strange combination of curiosity and disgust.

Much like this guy, who obviously covets my title of "King of the Crap-Bloggers."


he is a rookie, your still the top turd floating at the rim of the bowl.

Posted by: Jamesoldguy on April 20, 2006 06:51 AM

I'm not old enough to be king. Crown prince of crap bloggers, maybe. King? that's for old farts-er,mature gentlemen like you.

Posted by: og on April 20, 2006 08:01 AM

I had a pug dog who was way too enthusiastic about her rawhide chew sticks and would usually swallow the darn thing before she'd gnawed it into submission. This lead to at least on instance of having to grab a shred of rawhide that passed through but didn't pass all the way out and pulling it all the way out. Yuk. But we do that sort of thing for the doggies we love.

Posted by: BlogDog on April 20, 2006 08:20 AM

I remember taking a walk with my uncle and his dog one time and the dog was having a real tough time getting his shit out. We took a look and there was a strange stringy lookin thing hangin outta there. My uncle pulled on it and it turned out to be the tail of a full blown field mouse with what looked like zero damage, cept it was deader than hell.

Dog was relieved too.

Posted by: marcl on April 20, 2006 10:57 AM

Get over it. I once had a dog eat all the tinsel off the Christmas tree. For a week, she'd tremble and whine and shit, then turn and look at it in abject amazement. It was colorful, I'll give her that.

Posted by: Pawpaw on April 20, 2006 11:19 AM

When I was just a wee girl growing up in Memphis, we had a bird dog named, Bird. One day I noticed she was 'scooting' quite a lot. Upon closer observation, I realized she had worms hanging out that resembled cooked spaghetti. Last time I saw her, she was scooting past the casino's in Tunica, Mississippi.

Posted by: Tessa on April 20, 2006 12:00 PM

Speaking of dog-butt by-products: our choco-lab's nether-region has disgorged, at various points over the last few years: day-glo yellow plastic safety goggle chunks; one (1) quality men's leather watchband sans metal parts; paper products too voluminous and in too many formats to possibly catalog; strings and weeds and things requiring an auxiliary tug from the other end; and Various Items Not Of This Dimension. It all comes out in the yard, doesn't it?

Posted by: dogette on April 20, 2006 03:16 PM

Ever see a cat shit tinsel? Hours of family amusement...

Posted by: Elisson on April 20, 2006 03:48 PM

Ellison, yes. Especially when there's another cat around to chase after the turd-on-a-tinsel-string toy that still bops along behind the first cat!

Posted by: Desert Cat on April 21, 2006 10:56 AM
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