Gut Rumbles

April 17, 2006

a dilemma?

I wasn't supposed to read this post. She told all males to skip it because it was girl talk, but I didn't listen. I read it anyway.

All I can say now is... OUCH!

Opt for the razor, ladies. LL is correct when she says that a man will never notice the difference, and I believe in following the path of least resistance as long as it leads where you want to go. That wax-the-cooter stuff sounds kinda painful to me, especially when a Bic disposable razor is a quick and painless option. Besides, if you ladies have a sporting lover, he'll do the shaving for you.

If you DON'T have a caring, compassionate, kinky sporting lover, just ask ME to do it. I will, and paint your toenails red, too.


Why shave? back when I had teeth I didn't mind going to the dentist for a hair cut.

Posted by: GUYK on April 17, 2006 11:20 AM

Hell, Guy... just GUM it.

Posted by: Acidman on April 17, 2006 12:59 PM

But shaving leave stubble and requires frequent attention...But yes, going to a pro to get waxed is much nicer for everyone involved....

Posted by: Steph on April 17, 2006 03:01 PM

Oooh, shaving is great! Especially when my man goes to town with warm sudsy water, soft towels, a steady hand and heated oil for afterward. Damn...I'm so spoiled! Except he doesn't paint my toes...

Posted by: Amy on April 17, 2006 05:58 PM

If you don't can't know that. Got-Dam I know that you know that...we've fallen down together...

Don't make me call you a Pussy!!!

Posted by: Yabu on April 17, 2006 05:59 PM

Acidman, you're welcome to come over and pamper me however you like.

Posted by: LL on April 17, 2006 07:16 PM

OK, where were you this weekend?? I did both (and yes, it's red). Once again, never a man when you really need one ;)

Posted by: Shawna on April 17, 2006 07:58 PM

"Acidman, you're welcome to come over and pamper me however you like."

LL has found a new dating site?

BTW way close is close enuff! One of those womb broom trimmers, err, moustache trimmers.... works very well for the areas in question. VERY short is almost as good as baby smooth! And ther is no itching as it's of course gonna grow back!! :)

Posted by: TC on April 18, 2006 02:44 AM

OH my - with an offer like that Rob, I can forsee a lot "castor canadensis" in your future....mwahahaha

Posted by: Lisa on April 18, 2006 01:53 PM

Hub shaves me with an electric razor.

It vibrates.


Posted by: Evilicious Blonde on April 19, 2006 01:47 PM

When is your first available slot?

I can bring my own red polish.

Posted by: Angie on April 20, 2006 03:40 PM
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