Gut Rumbles

April 01, 2006

it's the thought that counts

Oh, I also received a pooping penguin. Yes, you read that right. A toy penguin. You wind it up, it waddles around and shits chocolate candy pellets.

Yes, somebody gave zonker a gift that accurately captures the personality of the man himself. Only it should have been a goat instead of a penguin.

I still plan to attend the Blown-Eyed Blodger Meet in Austin this month and I am happy to know that Zonk will be there. I just hope he stops hallucinating by then. I have taken MANY a piss in Texas and when I looked down into the urinal, I never noticed that "everything is bigger" effect he talks about. Maybe I was just too drunk to appreciate the "bigger" thing at the time because I kept looking down at TWO Roscoes, thanks to copious amounts of Shiner Bock and Lone Star beer.

I intend to be sober for this trip and if my dick gets bigger, you'll be the first to know.


Hallucinating?! Not me. Everything on my blog is 100% true. See ya in a couple of weeks, dude! Stay well...

Posted by: zonker on April 1, 2006 01:21 PM

If you want to see some live music, Let me know what or who, and I'll get times and venues.

Posted by: knine on April 1, 2006 01:24 PM

The only beer that I ever drank that tasted worse than Lone Star was an Oklahoma beer called Progress. The stuff tasted like cow piss smells.

Posted by: GUYK on April 1, 2006 03:10 PM

CAUTION! Objects in pants may be closer than they appear.

Posted by: James "don't worry, I'm a doctor" Hooker on April 1, 2006 03:40 PM

Slipping in yet another Roscoe reference? If he's on your mind, you must be healing. Glad to see you're feeling better.

Posted by: Libby on April 1, 2006 04:17 PM

... the really bad thing is that the Wife wants one now.. yeah, she wants a penguin that shits chocolate.... it is all just so very, very wrong....

Posted by: Eric on April 1, 2006 05:34 PM

For God's sake, where do I buy on?

Posted by: Steve H. on April 1, 2006 10:49 PM

"One," even.

Posted by: Steve H. on April 1, 2006 10:50 PM
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