Gut Rumbles

March 22, 2006

medical care


I think they did this to me in the hospital. It was supposed to improve my breathing and keep me from getting pneumonia... or something like that. All I know is that it made my mouth feel really dry.


Bloody hell!!

Posted by: RubyTuesday on March 22, 2006 03:55 PM

At least it's still skinny and not puffed up and used... still EWWWWWWW though :)

Posted by: Lisa on March 22, 2006 04:54 PM

It's easy to see the problem here. If they had used Tampax Pearl with the smooth plastic applicator and five-petal closure for comfortable insertion, it wouldn't be hanging out like that.

Posted by: Tessa on March 22, 2006 05:27 PM

Looks small, should have been a Kotex.

Posted by: Catfish on March 22, 2006 07:35 PM

Looks like the perfect way to get those moonbat left-tard protestors to shut up.

Posted by: gregor on March 22, 2006 07:38 PM

Glad you're feeling better, by the way.

Posted by: gregor on March 22, 2006 07:39 PM

I wonder if his buddy ran that through the crack of his ass before putting it in his mouth !
One thing I never did when I was a drinking man was to pass out. I've seen many a nasty things put in people's mouths when they were passed out. Gotdamn!

Posted by: assrot on March 22, 2006 08:18 PM

What happens if you light that fuse?

Posted by: Elisson on March 22, 2006 08:36 PM

This is why I'll never get passed out drunk in front of my friends.
They are evil..........

Posted by: Maeve on March 22, 2006 09:18 PM

Brings new meaning to the post-drinking malady known as Cotton Mouth.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on March 23, 2006 09:16 AM

So when you pull the plug out, does he fly around the room like an overfilled balloon that's losing its air?

Posted by: Libby on March 23, 2006 04:24 PM

Tessa, LOL!

Posted by: Desert Cat on March 24, 2006 10:44 PM

I'll have to remember this the next time any of my friends pass out drunk.

Posted by: sagacitas lerin on March 26, 2006 01:46 PM
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