Gut Rumbles

March 05, 2006

mala suerta

I had so much fun losing $100 in the casino last night that I reloaded and dropped $100 MORE before I finally gave up. Bejus! I got on a run of shit-ass cards against a dealer (actually three different dealers) who never busted, and I got fucked. I take little comfort from the fact that I was playing with four other Americans at the table and they all got fucked, too.

That expensive bath brings me down to loser territory on my overall gambling here. I got 'em good once, for about $600 on a trip two years ago, but itīs been downhill ever since. I donīt know why I throw my money away on such foolish pursuits.

Iīm going back to redeem myself tonight.

My "date" was a most pleasant experience. She a was beautiful woman, much younger than I am, and built like... well, letīs just say that she was BUILT. Tica wimmen have two qualities that I find really attractive. First are breasts to die for. Someone once told me the the abundance of stacked Costa Rican muchachas was because they ate a lot of chicken.

The chickens here are injected with hormones to make their breasts grow large. If a woman eats the chicken, the same thing happens to her. Ticas grow big titties. I donīt know if the story is fact or not, but the titty-evidence to back it up is impressive.

Second, wimmen here have pretty feet. They donīt paint their toenails red though, which is a crying shame. Most of 'em go for that French-white-tipped pedicure look, which is okay, just not as sensual as red is to me. But their feet are pretty just the same. VERY pretty.

They've got the tits and the toes, all right. World-class asses, too. I DID take some pictures, but I canīt post any until I get back home. Just use your imagination in the mean time.

Speaking of going home, Iīm leaving tomorrow. I still havenīt fully recovered from the Montezuma's Revenge I suffered, and I've spent enough money already. I need to go home and heal up for a while before I come back again. And I WILL be back.

This is a beautiful place.


Whal, sounds like for the MOST part, you had a good time.
Good on ya, babes.

Posted by: Lil Toni on March 5, 2006 05:47 PM

You don't fuck there feet.

Posted by: Catfish on March 5, 2006 06:45 PM

Cat, you've never had a foot hump? Just damn! Lube up her soles, and have her jerk you off. It's good for her abs, too. Win win.

Posted by: Bane on March 5, 2006 07:38 PM

I got on a run of shit-ass cards against a dealer (actually three different dealers) who never busted, and I got fucked.

The house is allowed to have the odds in its favor, but that defies the odds. I'd avoid that place thereafter, if it happened to me.

Posted by: McGehee on March 6, 2006 10:32 AM

I like to play blackjack and poker but I think I like fishin' better. A trip to Costa Rica and no fishin? What kind of cracker are you?

Posted by: GUYK on March 6, 2006 10:33 AM

Buen viaje A-man, although by the time you see this it will probably be more appropriate to say bienvenido compadre.

Posted by: Libby on March 6, 2006 11:27 AM
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