Gut Rumbles

February 23, 2006

angry jews

hebrew (Small).jpg

Okay, I'm posting a religious cartoon, sorta. I'm doing it deliberately, too--- to inflame Jewish tempers, enrage the Jewish street and provoke riots and angry demonstrations. I realize that some people may die when outraged Jews vent their fury, but that's a price I'm willing to pay as long as I don't get killed myself. It's a Freedom of the Press issue.

You know how crazy those Jews get when you make fun of their religion. While I'm waiting for the powder keg to explode, I think I'll read some more about the religion of peace.


Don't enrage the Jews. Or the Protestants, Catholics, Buddhists, Hindus or Hare Krishnas.

They are all known to violently riot, torch buildings and cause general mayhem at the slightest of slights.

Posted by: rightisright on February 23, 2006 11:01 PM

Don't forget good old Polygamy Porter!

Posted by: Parallel on February 23, 2006 11:01 PM

sooo....does that come in cans or bottles?

Posted by: aimeestates on February 23, 2006 11:56 PM

That's it dude! You've crossed the line ... I'm coming over there -- 'cause you need to be dragged off 'n shot. For posting a picture of ... uhm, I dunno ... wait a sec ... what's the part that's supposed to make me angry?Cummon Rob, seriously ... you wanna make me mad? You gotta do better than that. Nice try though.

Posted by: erica on February 24, 2006 12:24 AM

I love the cartoon riots. It brings out the best in people of the Religion of Peace.

Posted by: Phil on February 24, 2006 01:41 AM

I'm starting to use the Islamic model on anyone who insults my religion. You can expect to find your coffee replaced with plastic explosive tomorrow morning, and if that don't get you then when you take your morning piss what you pull out will be a small stick of dynamite with a short fuse. And on top of that we've replaced your toilet paper with John Wayne brand. All of your worldly problems will be over by lunch time. Don't even think of drinking the water....LMAO

Posted by: scrapiron on February 24, 2006 02:05 AM

Oh, yer just beggin for an Ellisault...

Posted by: Bane on February 24, 2006 03:07 AM

The brew is pretty good. Is that Elaine from Seinfeld on the left?

Give us some time, man, to work up some equally stupid slogans for mixing meat and dairy. Hey, how about "death to your pizza"?

Posted by: Cappy on February 24, 2006 03:46 AM

Desecration is now delivered! Order your pepperoni pizza now!

Posted by: Steph on February 24, 2006 04:05 AM

Does the gal on that label have a kosher cooter?

Posted by: McGehee on February 24, 2006 09:12 AM

Which reminds me...I gotta pick up some HeBrew for our weekend retreat in the North Georgia mountains.

The stuff is good. The Genesis Ale is OK, but the Messiah Bold ("The Beer You've Been Waiting For") is excellent. Now I have to see if I can latch on to some of the Messiah Stout.

Or what Christians might call "Chubby Jesus."


Posted by: Elisson on February 24, 2006 09:40 AM

Next lifetime I want to be as witty as Elisson.

Posted by: Libby on February 24, 2006 10:26 AM

Since I'm not religious, I'm having a problem here. I recognize the guy. Who the hell is the broad?

Posted by: Cheryl on February 24, 2006 10:36 AM

I'm gonna have to get a bottle of that stout and use to make some chili. Should be pretty good.

Posted by: RayH on February 24, 2006 01:13 PM

I met the brewer a couple of years back (he was offering samples at my liquor store).

He was a pretty funny guy - this whole bit would probably crack him up, since he's Jewish himself ("pretty lax Reform", I think he said).

Pretty good beer. I haven't had it for a while - I think I'll pick up a few bottles.

Posted by: Javahead on February 24, 2006 11:15 PM

I hope I can find some in Texas, I will buy a 6 pack for my rabbi.

Posted by: Starhawk on February 25, 2006 08:13 AM

Oy! Make fun of my people?!?!? I'll give you poch on the tuchis you won't sit down for a week!

Posted by: the friendly grizzly on February 26, 2006 10:55 AM

Gee, i guess I better not publish my cartoon of Muhammad teaching a class of young students while wearing a homicide belt.
Gee, I thought it was funny at first.

Posted by: Philcom on February 26, 2006 12:28 PM
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