Gut Rumbles

February 19, 2006

i agree

I feel his pain.

WTF is wrong with you cat-lovers? Just because YOU think your cat is just the cutest, most adorable widdle fuzzy-wuzzy that ever barfed on your carpet doesn't mean that everybody else wants to see a picture of the got-dam thing on your blog. Why don't you go ahead and post a picture of a big, fat, blue hemorrhiod hanging out of your anus while you're at it? Bejus! You people are SICK!

I hate cats. I especially hate YOUR cat when you post a picture of it. The only time I've EVER seen a cat do something "cute" was when one tried to grab its ass with all four paws and fell out of a tree after I popped its butt with a pellet gun. Now THAT was "cute." The sneaky bastard hasn't been back in my yard since, either.

I guess that if you post a lot of cat-pictures it spares you the trouble of actually having to write anything on your blog, you lazy turds. Hell, you don't even have to be literate to post cat-pictures, which is probably why you do it. You're not only illiterate, but YOU SUCK, too.

Fuck your cat. Fuck YOU for posting pictures of your cat. Fuck your BLOG for having nauseating cat pictures on it. I hope the got-dam thing pisses on your curtains and makes your entire house smell like rotten cat piss forever. I hope it shits in your bed. Wouldn't THAT be cute? Be sure to post a picture.

Fucking cats. Steve H. is right. Blogging is doomed.

Cats are killing it.



Jesus, Darlin'....
Relax before ya stroke out, will ya?

So, I get that you hate cats.
What I wanna know is why?

Did one traumatize you as a child somehow?
I mean, hell... this goes waaay beyond my whole "cats are a female kinda thing" theory.

Do ya intensely hate big cats, like lions-n-shit, too?
(Just wondering...)

Posted by: Stevie on February 19, 2006 01:25 PM

Dang Rob!

Time to grab a musical instrument and play some feelings out.

Breathe dear.

Posted by: Nancy on February 19, 2006 01:46 PM

Don't be a pussy.

Posted by: Bane on February 19, 2006 02:22 PM

I think Rob has a cat. That post seems mean-spirited but it's not as vitriolic and obscenity-laced as cat posts from days of yore.

What's the kitty's name? Mine are Lucky (15) Penny (14) and Max (4).

Posted by: Renee on February 19, 2006 02:46 PM

Hell, you're just pissed cause tomcats get

more fucking than you! Hah.

Posted by: TomCat on February 19, 2006 02:48 PM

So Rob,

How do you really feel about cats?

Posted by: Jeff Soyer on February 19, 2006 03:10 PM

You keep this shit up, YOU KNOW I'll just keep sending you kitty litter...I mean kitty links.


Posted by: Maggie on February 19, 2006 04:32 PM

Chablis, that was amusing - 'cept if I was the one gettin' bit, I'd have treated that cat just like I was a kicker in the NFL and that thing would've been the football...then it would've been HILARIOUS...

Posted by: Lisa on February 19, 2006 06:17 PM

Ah, the one thing I love about you, Rob is your subtlety.


Now I'll have to find a nurse cat photo for my blog..... : )

Posted by: A Different Kim on February 19, 2006 07:29 PM

And I thought you loved pussy.

Posted by: Pert Moody Newt on February 19, 2006 08:15 PM

Amen to that! Nasty-ass cats. They're good for nothing. I have a question for you cat lovers....don't you realize your cat hops in a box of kitty litter, WITH cat shit in it, walks around in it, jumps out, jumps up on your kitchen counters, where I'm assuming you have to prepare food, jumps in your bed where you sleep, walks around on your dinner table, etc.? I mean, don't you think that is disgusting? And I'll bet if you get a little dog shit on your shoe, you are ready to strangle the pinhead that let his doggie poop somewhere and didn't pick it up. Go figure.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on February 19, 2006 08:16 PM

You're just jealous because no cat will have you!


Posted by: DogsDontPurr on February 19, 2006 09:00 PM

Now, THAT"S the Acidman we all know and love!

Posted by: Henry Blowfly on February 19, 2006 09:31 PM

Hey, now there's an idea.

Shit-blogging? Been there, done that.

Booger-blogging? Bought the T-shirt and the coffee mug.

But 'Roid-Blogging? Now, there's a niche just waiting for someone to step in and fill it. Rob, an anxious and expectant Bloggy-Sphere awaits!

Posted by: Elisson on February 19, 2006 10:21 PM

Ellison? Shut the hell up. I don't have ANY DESIRE to click on a link and be staring down the business end of someone with dangly dumper drops. if it does happen, if I ever see that, I'm blaming YOU. And I'll send you naked pictures that will make you so unclean you'll have to have your eyeballs rinsed in Drano.


Posted by: og on February 19, 2006 10:50 PM

Btw, Rob, I somehow had you on my blacklist, removed now. Don't have any idea how that happened.

Posted by: og on February 19, 2006 10:56 PM

Hmmmm, I seem to recall quite a few pics here of a dog that looked suspiciously like a Hampshire sow. Guess it got smoked, shredded, and covered with vinegar-based sauce and coleslaw.

It's actually a conspiracy, Rob. We catbloggers get together each week via email and coordinate our efforts so we get the maximum amount of bile, piss & vinegar from you. Oh, don't thank us! We're happy to do it!

Posted by: El Capitan on February 20, 2006 12:26 AM

My wife had a cat. I nick named it "Pelt". Poor bitch died...the cat not my wife...made a good rug. If you wipe your feet the right way it really gets the dirt off your boots. I miss that cat, but the floors are clean. Seems like a fair trade. RIP....Pelt.

Posted by: Rumbear on February 20, 2006 01:17 AM

Only someone who's ever loved a cat can hate cats properly.

Posted by: McGehee on February 20, 2006 09:06 AM

Shove a cat up your ass Rob. :-)

Posted by: assrot on February 20, 2006 06:28 PM

Here's a cat that even you could blog about:

Posted by: David K. on February 26, 2006 03:04 AM
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