Gut Rumbles

January 29, 2006

play fair

I don't see why the police arrested this guy. He's ALLERGIC to cats! Cat dander is TOXIC! That cat was KILLING him! He was totally justified in doing something incredibly stupid to PROTECT HIS HEALTH!!!

The guy's logic is as good as anything anti-smokers offer for their flights of assininity. All that's missing in this case is some lame, sanctimonious drivel about how he did it "for the children."

Dumbass. He would get more sympathy if he shot a smoker.


Take care of your tools and your tools will take care of you. You think he's going to clean that rifle now?

His real mistake was firing a gun in the city limits. He'd have been better off just setting out some bowls of anti-freeze. Much less humane, yes, but effective.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on January 29, 2006 10:21 AM

I have found that my pellet gun does the trick. It doesn't kill them but does put them into high gear. However, if I can ever catch the Tom Cat that is using my rode beds for a litter box he is going to be issued a quick pass to cat heaven.

Posted by: GUYK on January 29, 2006 11:07 AM

as usual the machine is quicker than I am. That is my rose bed that the gotdam cat is using for a litter box.

Posted by: GUYK on January 29, 2006 11:08 AM

He did this in front of witnesses!?

Posted by: McGehee on January 30, 2006 01:44 PM
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