Gut Rumbles

December 31, 2005

annie sure-shot

I had a bad day yesterday. I felt tired, depressed and lethargic. My thoughts wouldn't focus and I couldn't write. During my frequent naps on the couch, I had tumultuous dreams, most of them involving my bloodless cunt of an ex-wife. Even the hot tub didn't make me feel any better. I thought I was coming "down" with something.

But I had a better day than this guy did. Bejus!

Glen Thomas Betterley, 53, noticed that his head was bleeding when he woke up Thursday morning and asked his girlfriend if she had struck him. The woman said she didn't know.

When the bleeding wouldn't stop, Betterley drove to work, left a note for his boss and went to the hospital. Doctors treated him for a gunshot to the forehead. He was in stable condition Friday.

See how wimmen are? They'll SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP! My ex-wife still does that to me and we've been divorced for four years.

I feel better today. I still haven't heard from my son--- it's been more than a week now--- but I kinda expected that. The BC was getting lax about poking me with a sharp stick and she had some catching up to do.

I still haven't taken a drink, even though yesterday I felt like I had a full-fledged, rip-roaring hangover. Just damn! I didn't get sober for that crap. At least the story I linked to had a happy ending.

The crazed gentle woman didn't leave her second victim alive.


If it makes you feel any better, when confronted by police the girlfriend put the gun to her own head and killed herself.

Pretty sad story all around.

Posted by: Pascale Soleil on December 31, 2005 03:58 PM

Sorry to hear the BC is such a self centered bitch that she would deny her own son his father's love on his birthday. May you live to see her karma kick her misbegotten ass into hell.

And hope you have a Happy - for the first time sober - New Years Eve. Hope you'll be comforted by your loving friends in the absence of the booze.

Posted by: Libby on December 31, 2005 04:44 PM

Been married twenty years today.

I haven't killed him and he hasn't left me so I guess it's gonna work out.

Posted by: fat bottomed girl on December 31, 2005 04:55 PM

Holy snappin' psycho bitches, Batman!
I was wondering about you yesterday; hope you're feeling better tonight....
Love & Best wishes for a Happy New Year, Rob..

Posted by: Lisa on December 31, 2005 05:34 PM

Just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year! Keep up the good writing, it is always a breath of fresh air in an otherwise fetid swamp! thanks.

Posted by: Vince on December 31, 2005 06:23 PM

Yea, I haven't shot my husband in the head either....Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I'd at least like the bastard to be awake and know I did it...*IF* I was going to shoot him....

Posted by: Steph on December 31, 2005 06:40 PM

Read the Big Book. Go to meetings. Work the steps.

Posted by: Larry on January 1, 2006 01:31 PM

Been married twenty years today.

I haven't killed him and he hasn't left me so I guess it's gonna work out.

Must be because you make his rockin' world go 'round.

Posted by: McGehee on January 1, 2006 09:06 PM

Whoops. The first two paragraphs in my previous comment were both supposed to be in italics.

Posted by: McGehee on January 1, 2006 09:07 PM
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