Gut Rumbles
 

December 14, 2005

too late

I believe that this smartass shows a lot of potential. He comes up with a pretty clever scam, gets caught trying to pull it off at the same place twice and then displays INSPIRING contrition, pleading for mercy because he's "just a kid."

The whining bastard has a bright future as a lawyer or a politician. In fact, he earns my Quote of the Day:

"I am extremely sad now, and I just want to go to bed," he wrote. "Please let me sleep in my own bed tonight."

Fucking pussy. You MADE your own bed; so sleep in it like a man.

Comments

While they are at it, they should fire the clerk that didn't notice the difference between "Headphones" printed out on the screen, and "iPod" printed on the package.

Posted by: LC Corey on December 14, 2005 11:16 AM

It's Christmas. Even an idiot can get a job ringing a cash register now.

Posted by: Acidman on December 14, 2005 11:29 AM

Well if it's any consolation to him, he will have his own bed in jail.

Posted by: RayH on December 14, 2005 11:36 AM

Surprised the store didn't have its own code buried in the bar code to keep this from happening.

Posted by: james old guy on December 14, 2005 11:37 AM

Very helpful of the Denver Post to mention the "Barcode Magic" site where you can download the necessary software.

Hmmm, plenty of ink in the printer..............

Posted by: Henry Blowfly on December 14, 2005 01:20 PM

Rob:

Your suggestion that he sleep in it like a man might turn out to be sleep in it WITH a man before it's all over.

Posted by: Jim on December 14, 2005 01:20 PM

fuck him, he might as well have stuck his fist into the drawer and stole cash. Stealing is stealing. i hope old Bubba bar codes his little ass while he is in jail.

Posted by: hoosierboy on December 14, 2005 01:53 PM

James old guy, what do you mean? Could educate some of us non-techies? Thanks.....

Posted by: Rojak on December 14, 2005 08:10 PM

But, but, but, but..... People aren't supposed to be responsible for their actions.
It's right there in the Constitution next to the right to not be offended.

Posted by: Veeshir on December 15, 2005 10:18 AM
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