Gut Rumbles

December 14, 2005

too late

I believe that this smartass shows a lot of potential. He comes up with a pretty clever scam, gets caught trying to pull it off at the same place twice and then displays INSPIRING contrition, pleading for mercy because he's "just a kid."

The whining bastard has a bright future as a lawyer or a politician. In fact, he earns my Quote of the Day:

"I am extremely sad now, and I just want to go to bed," he wrote. "Please let me sleep in my own bed tonight."

Fucking pussy. You MADE your own bed; so sleep in it like a man.


While they are at it, they should fire the clerk that didn't notice the difference between "Headphones" printed out on the screen, and "iPod" printed on the package.

Posted by: LC Corey on December 14, 2005 11:16 AM

It's Christmas. Even an idiot can get a job ringing a cash register now.

Posted by: Acidman on December 14, 2005 11:29 AM

Well if it's any consolation to him, he will have his own bed in jail.

Posted by: RayH on December 14, 2005 11:36 AM

Surprised the store didn't have its own code buried in the bar code to keep this from happening.

Posted by: james old guy on December 14, 2005 11:37 AM

Very helpful of the Denver Post to mention the "Barcode Magic" site where you can download the necessary software.

Hmmm, plenty of ink in the printer..............

Posted by: Henry Blowfly on December 14, 2005 01:20 PM


Your suggestion that he sleep in it like a man might turn out to be sleep in it WITH a man before it's all over.

Posted by: Jim on December 14, 2005 01:20 PM

fuck him, he might as well have stuck his fist into the drawer and stole cash. Stealing is stealing. i hope old Bubba bar codes his little ass while he is in jail.

Posted by: hoosierboy on December 14, 2005 01:53 PM

James old guy, what do you mean? Could educate some of us non-techies? Thanks.....

Posted by: Rojak on December 14, 2005 08:10 PM

But, but, but, but..... People aren't supposed to be responsible for their actions.
It's right there in the Constitution next to the right to not be offended.

Posted by: Veeshir on December 15, 2005 10:18 AM
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