Gut Rumbles

December 06, 2005

Desert dingleberry

Did you ever notice that really stupid people do not realize how stupid they are?

I followed a link from The grouchy old cripple and ended up with this shit smeared all over my shoe. When I read a bit of the Desert Dingleberry's pathetic writing, I figured that he was some pimply-faced, geeky kid who posted his drivel when he took a break from flogging his little, hairless weenie (Hey! That looks just like a penis---only SMALLER!).

I was mistaken. I believe that the Dingle is a grown man, at least in years if not maturity. He just has the MIND of a pimply-faced, geeky weenie-flogger. Here is a typical example of his rapier wit:

went into the breakroom for my lunch today; two members of management were eating pizza.

We have a TV in there that can only pick up one station. One person asks “what’s on?” and the other says “Jerry Springer....that’s so dumb.”

I said “Ugh- those bastards are the poster children for birth control.”

I had never seen people snot pizza through their noses before.

Yeah. Dingle is a regular laugh-riot. He also is a fine example of why Steven Den Beste once said that 90% of blogs are pure shit.

Denny, where do you FIND these people?


Toledo Troll found him for me. We've been lurking at his site to try to track down Jane when she goes public again. We figger we can drive her underground in a week next time. It took us two weeks this last time.

Watch out Rob. He might say some bad stuff about you and then ban your ass.

Posted by: Denny on December 7, 2005 12:02 AM

Lost me there. I would snot bullfrogs from my nose watching Jerry Springer.
And if I watched the show for more than 5 minutes, my eyes would bleed.
Obviously I'm stupid and missed something along the way.
Long Live Reagan!!
Oh. Too late.
Oh well, that guy nailed the Best President Ever award.

Posted by: Horrabin on December 7, 2005 01:34 AM

I guess raspberry's getting his thirty minutes of fame now. Isn't that what he said assholes get?

Posted by: Circa Bellum on December 7, 2005 09:22 AM

I think you drove him away Rob, the site is just a blank page now.

Posted by: Bob M on December 7, 2005 10:24 AM

That's 'cause the Dingleberry pulled the post. You can read it interspersed, and expertly fisked, in GOC's post.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on December 7, 2005 07:38 PM

Somebody beat Steven to it when they said a long time ago, "90% of everything is shit." One a them science fiction writers- I can never remember who.

Posted by: Larry on December 9, 2005 09:54 PM
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