Gut Rumbles

December 06, 2005

I don't like her, either

I never thought Martha Stewart deserved to go to jail. But that doesn't mean that I like her. I'd love to see the pompous bitch come clean my house. THAT task would test her alleged homemaking skills, as well as her gag reflex.

Heh. I wonder if Martha knows how to knit an encapsulated Haz-Mat suit?

I get the feeling that this woman ain't exactly worshipping at Martha's feet, either. In fact, I think she might like to perform some toilet bowl sanitation using Martha's head for a swab.

I'd pay good money to see pictures of that.


She said it well! She said it how I wish I could have said it, for sure!! Hell, I'd pay to help her swab the toilet with that bitch's head...or I'd hold her while she slaps her.

I was so glad to see Martha Stewart go to jail...You don't know. There are some older members of our family that think she's got it right and for years have been trying to indoctrinate me into the ways of Martha. I have resisted all the way, I tell you. Then, came the day she went to jail and I asked...So, what do you think of Martha now?

And Rachel Ray is another one.

Posted by: Kelly on December 6, 2005 09:24 AM

Her message isn't what you're saying though, Chablis. Her message is saying that you have to do all that, plus bring home the bacon, plus look like a million bucks all the time. She's selling a lie..that women can have it ALL and that we're required to BE it all...and we can't ..nobody can.

Posted by: Kelly on December 6, 2005 11:02 AM

Thanks for my first Acid Bath, Rob! I'm honored.

Now... what's the news on MaryKay/MaryKate or whatever the hell her name is? I'd like to drop her another note, but want to make sure it'll find her if I do.

Posted by: Omnibus Driver on December 6, 2005 03:47 PM

If Martha bent over in front of you and her ass cracked a smile, would you give her the old high and hard one Rob?


Posted by: assrot on December 6, 2005 08:04 PM
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