Gut Rumbles

October 25, 2005

The latest in designer drugs....

And they're lickable, too.

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stolen from a couple of snotty dogs.


A few years ago I was sitting at the dinner table with friends and relations, and the subject of Life In Africa came up. My fourteen-year-old cousin Lewis said, "In Kenya, they use brassieres to keep warm."

What? Everyone pressed the question for a minute or two, to my cousin's consternation. I imagined the Kenyans receiving a shipload of brassieres in some misguided charity effort; weaving them together into lumpy garments; insulating mud huts with bales of frilly underthings. How do you use brassieres to keep warm? We all wanted to know.

I'm proud to say, I was the first to solve the riddle. The word my cousin meant to say was brazier.

Posted by: dipnut on October 25, 2005 03:09 PM

Iced tea did a numba on my keyboard when I read that! LMAO!
Lickable, indeed.

Posted by: Lil Toni on October 25, 2005 04:54 PM

That lad will go places, for sure!
God bless his little hetrosexual brain. We need more of his kind to keep the proper world order.

Posted by: Ralph Rattfuc on October 25, 2005 05:55 PM

camel toads, eh? right. uhm, for more on that lickable phenomenon, which could quite possibly get you high, depending, you might consider going here:

Posted by: erica on October 25, 2005 08:49 PM

ROFTL! Now to get tea out of the keyboard...

Posted by: Laughing Wolf on October 25, 2005 09:38 PM

I live in Hays...when I first saw that in the paper...I laughed till my sides split. Talk about a generation gap. Thank God for Grandmothers that care...and for young "men" that "awaken" to the fabulous female form. LOL

Posted by: No Mo on October 26, 2005 02:03 AM

That. Was. Funny!

I once had to edit out "camel toes" in a song. The publisher had a shit fit. Those days are gone. I'm the publisher now and it goes back in.

Posted by: James Hooker on October 26, 2005 05:47 AM

Camel Toads. HA! Very funny.

Posted by: Florida Bill on October 26, 2005 08:42 AM

I think you meant camel toes.

They are lickable too!

Posted by: M. Simon on October 26, 2005 05:38 PM

Smells like fish and tastes like chicken.

Posted by: catfish on October 26, 2005 05:53 PM

Camel Toe Rating Service. If you are being monitored wait till you get home. If you are being monitored at home get a new wife and/or wait til the kids grow up.

Other wise enjoy some guilty pleasure.

If you are not guilty you are not having fun.

Posted by: M. Simon on October 26, 2005 06:24 PM

Back in the day it had another name. Porpoise mouth.

Country Joe did a song.

Posted by: M. Simon on October 26, 2005 06:44 PM

got yer Camel Toe Right here

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