Gut Rumbles

October 14, 2005

shoot it!

This has GOT to be the cat of the antichrist. I know that ALL cats are evil, but this one is a lot worse than most.

A cat in Dobson, N.C., is believed to be the only cat in the world with two tongues, according to a Local 6 News report.

The cat, named Five Toes, was born with two tongues and five toes on each paw.

Got-dam! Twice the hairballs and 20% more scratches on the sofa. KILL THAT CAT!!!!


Actually, I think it'd be 25% more. I guess you're still groggy from the nap, eh?

Posted by: D.J. M.B. on October 14, 2005 02:31 PM

Prolly just the software developer view of things, but when I parse the phrase "born with two tongues and five toes on each paw" my first thought was, "Damn! None of my cats have ever had ANY tongues on their paws!"

Posted by: scott on October 14, 2005 02:58 PM

Now I have heard of being luckier than a dog with two dicks but a two tongued cat is more than I can handle. That extra tongue would just get in the way..

Posted by: GUYK on October 14, 2005 04:45 PM

Every man's dream come true: a pussy with two tongues...

Posted by: Lisa on October 14, 2005 05:53 PM

Just think... a bit of tuna juice... some privacy....

Posted by: Yogimus on October 15, 2005 01:10 AM

Could be worse.

It could have 2 assholes.

Posted by: Laurence Simon on October 15, 2005 07:26 AM

My kitty loves me.

She sleeps in my bed and I call her "Precious".

Yes, I'm fucking straight.

Posted by: Eddie on October 16, 2005 02:29 AM

Wait, wait. Cats have five toes on each front paw and four on each back paw. So if this one has five on each back paw, that'd be an 11% total increase. Or something. Guess I've been groggy myself.

Posted by: D.J. M.B. on October 16, 2005 03:27 PM

Do ya reckon his two tangs get tungled?

Posted by: Tessa on October 17, 2005 10:54 AM
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