Gut Rumbles

October 04, 2005

profound words

I couldn't have put this any better myself. George Bush has been a tremendous disappoint to me. He reminds me of when I was a boy and I lusted after the "Vac-U-Form" toy that I saw advertised on TV.

I saved my newspaper route money, bought one and discovered it to be a piece of shit. It melted plastic on an electric burner and the different molds you were supposed to use never fit together right to make all the glorious toys the instruction book said you could make.

George Bush has been my Presidential Vac-U-Form. I still think he's better than Al Gore or John Kerry, but the parts just don't fit together like the instruction book said they should.

Fiscal restraint? Bullshit. Bush spends money like a drunken sailor. Smaller government? Bullshit again. Now, Bush wants the MILITARY involved in places where it shouldn't be, like downtown in YOUR city. That's not what I voted for.

Plus, I think Bush is doing a fine job of giving the majority back to the Democrats, if only the Democrats weren't so stupid to be blowing such a great opportunity.


Thanks for the link, Pappy! It was great to see you this weekend, and to share a breakfast of Margaritas and Chatham Artillery Punch.

- D

Posted by: Donnie on October 4, 2005 08:23 PM

A drunken sailor spends his own money, and stops when he's broke.

Posted by: youngbrews on October 4, 2005 08:51 PM

hey! i was a sailor, but uh..... i've never benn drunk.

really, i'm just upset with his lack of action in regard to immigration. spending on the military in war is required.

he is trying to give the majority back to the dhimmicrats. they are stupid though.

Posted by: mlah on October 4, 2005 10:52 PM

Congratulations, and "thank you" (although I am sure this will ensure I receive yet another of your bullshit e-mails full of everything but facts . . .

I am saving your post on this one . . . it's a keeper!

Despite calling me every name you could think of, you have put into words in this posting---total agreement with everything I have written to you for over two years.

Thank you for the back-door vindication.

:-) jb

Posted by: jb on October 5, 2005 01:26 AM

Hey, *my* Vac-U-Form always worked great! RTFM, you know.

I don't think I would trust Dubya, or an English Major from UGA, to operate one without hurting self, though.

To Hell with Georgia. (and Tech, too, to be fair)

Posted by: Justthisguy on October 5, 2005 02:06 AM

Well, I'm a helluvalot less disappointed with the way Bush has managed situations than I would have been with Gore or Kerry

Forget your childhood toy traumas and suck it up.

Best regards etc.

Posted by: person of choler on October 5, 2005 02:12 AM

Wrong site.
I was looking for "Troll Central Asylum".
Maybe I found it after all. Must be the back-door...

Posted by: Horrabin on October 5, 2005 02:44 AM

I told you way back when you first started telling me how great George W. was that he was just another politician. They all are, Democrat or Republican. All any of them want is a free ride at the taxpayers expense. In the meantime they can advance any of their favorite quirks or inflict pain on any foe they choose and get away with it. Never addressing the real problems. They only talk about the real issues around election time in order to get re-elected. Self serving pricks one and all.

Posted by: Willy on October 5, 2005 08:58 AM

President Bush reminds me most of President Nixon - not the paranoid, criminal Nixon, but the big government, wage and price controls, money spending Nixon.

Posted by: Juan Paxety on October 5, 2005 11:56 AM

"President Bush reminds me most of President Nixon - not the paranoid, criminal Nixon, but the big government, wage and price controls, money spending Nixon."
-Juan Paxety

Bush is really gonna remind you of Nixon when the sumbitch gets run out of office like Tricky Dick did. The one scandal (among many) that will snag this bastard is coming soon. The momentum is building.

Posted by: Grant on October 6, 2005 03:11 AM
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