Gut Rumbles

September 21, 2005

What about the starving people in ... wherever?

This guy really needs to be dragged off and shot. What a swine. Here we are with Katrina victims strung out from here to yonder, children starving SOMEWHERE in the world, and the man is stuffing himself like a Roman emperor.

2nd Course Wood Oven Roasted Organic Chicken with Bread Salad and Spicy Greens

2nd Flight
Terrazas de Los Andes Malbec Reserva 2003 - Argentina
Dominio Del Plata Ben Marco Malbec 2003 Argentina

Third Course
Wood Grilled Hanger Steak with Salsa Verde and Pommes Frites

3rd Flight - All California
Ballantine Cabernet Franc Napa Valley 2002
Kathryn Hall Merlot Napa Valley 2002
Oberon Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Vally 2001

See? That's downright DECADENT!!! He's probably got half-nekkid dancing girls twirling around him while he dines, laid back in a silk-covered recliner filled with the softest of goose-down to soothe his body while he drinks wine and devours sumptious meals.

He feels not ONE TWINGE OF GUILT, either. Isn't that just.... just... SICK????

I wouldn't feel guilty, either, but that's just ME. Denny is supposed to be better than I am. He's sensitive; I'm not. I think a sensitive person should feel guilty about attending a food and wine orgy extravagant consumption when so many are suffering.

I don't know how you NOT going to the wine tasting would help anybody who is suffering, but I think it's more compassion than practicality we're looking for here. My mama always told me to clean my plate at supper because children were starving in China.

I must have saved thousands of lives, because I did what I was told. I cleaned my plate and made life better for children in China.

Denny, you should have abstained and nursed a good, liberal guilt-trip at home. Turn off all the lights, and curl into a fetal position in a closet. That's what I do when I experience a liberal guilt-trip.

But since you DID go, I hope you cleaned your plate.


well crap. I'm polishing off two day old KFC tonight from the fridge myself.

And my momma used Ethiopia as her clean your plate example.

But I'm with you on this one. You GO Denny!

Posted by: marcl on September 21, 2005 09:37 PM

Yep, I remember my mama saying "Children are starving in China"

But they ain't starving in NaOrlins. I never saw so many lard asses bitching bout not getting enough.

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on September 22, 2005 10:08 AM

If there's anything I hate, it's a fat greedy scumbag who stuffs himself with great-tasting food and then brags about it.

Posted by: Steve H. on September 22, 2005 10:48 AM

I appreciate your sarcasm, Steve...Hope others read your site to see it, too.

Posted by: JJW on September 22, 2005 12:50 PM

I appreciate you protecting Steve from a potential flame. Due to his loving and caring nature, I'm sure it would crush him.

Posted by: Bane on September 22, 2005 06:09 PM

Denny's about as sensitive as the head of your dead fucking dick. What a laugh. Denny, sensitive. Hah!

Posted by: assrot on September 22, 2005 06:42 PM

"Half nekkid dancing girls"

WTF izzat all about? If they aren't all nekkid, why bother?

Posted by: Gerry N. on September 22, 2005 09:06 PM

Who needs to see all that flapping clam when yer tryin ta eat?

That comes later...

"Waiter...there's a beaver in my soup!"

Posted by: Bane on September 22, 2005 10:42 PM
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