Gut Rumbles

September 06, 2005

stick with acting

When you're an actor, you recite lines that somebody else wrote and you have a director to tell you HOW to recite those lines. Here's what happens when big-deal celebrity wings it own his own.

WTF did he think he was gonna do with that pissasnt boat anyway? That fucker wouldn't be good for catching bass, let alone rescuing people, even if you left your "personal photographer" behind and remembered to plug the drain hole in the boat.

Celebrities. They ALL are geniuses.


Thought that shit head was still in France since he can't stand this country. Oh, I see Oprah is going to do a special, can Dr. Phil be far behind? The celebrity's without a clue line starts on the left, get in line now, avoid the rush.

Posted by: James Old Guy on September 6, 2005 08:39 AM

Let's see...get a small 4 or 5 person boat (max), fill it full of folks, including your personal photographer, and set sail in search of survivors. What was he going to do? Drag the survivors behind the boat, as in trolling for Alligators? If anyone had any doubts as to what Sean Penn is really all about, this should finally dismiss any misconceptions. My cat's milk saucer isn't even close to being that shallow.

Posted by: Vulgorilla on September 6, 2005 09:23 AM

He can't handle a rowboat in the real world, and he thinks that a man who flew the F102 is dumb.

Posted by: Ernie G on September 6, 2005 09:38 AM

Penn's just proved it, we've known for years how dumb the flyer is.

Posted by: Dave on September 6, 2005 11:16 AM

Hell what do you expect? He forgot to put the plug in his head along time ago but it had the reverse effect there.

Posted by: gravdigr on September 6, 2005 12:08 PM

Beautiful, just beautiful. Made my effin day.

Posted by: Dishonorable Schoolboy on September 6, 2005 12:43 PM

Shit man, most movie stars buy there education and play like they have in home teachers when they are small and young. Most of them are dumb as shit. Someone wrote, the actors are told what to say and what to do and how to act, when they are in public, whithout there manager or a smart one in the group, they are better off just shut there fucking mouth. The best thing for those cocksuckers to do, is write and BIG check and get the fuck out of dodge and shut the fuck up, Cat

Posted by: catfish on September 6, 2005 02:57 PM

Please, show some respect; it's 'St. Penn's Bogus Navigational Journey', if you please.

Posted by: Mark on September 6, 2005 04:39 PM

Yeah. That one has always been one of the dumbest fuckers on the planet. He proves it at least once a year with shit like this. I'll bet if you hang out with him, the stupidity rubs off. He's an abortion that someone should not have prevented.

Posted by: Assrot on September 6, 2005 07:00 PM
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