Gut Rumbles

September 03, 2005

father time

I don't know where I got the idea for this post, but I talked to Willy about it yesterday and he added a few names to my list. Here are the names of some wimmen that I lusted after in my (and their) youth. They were hotties.

They aren't as hot as they once were. Time takes its toll on everybody. But hell--- I'm an old fart now myself. I'd still do 'em if I had the chance.

*Angie Dickinson
*Linda Evans
*Sophia Loren
*Barbara Eden
*Brigette Bardot
*Stella Stevens
*Donna Douglas
*Tippi Hendren
*Jessica Lange
*Goldie Hawn
*Sally Fields

Would you believe that I have kissed TWO of those wimmen? Believe it or not, but it's true.

They don't look as good as they once did, but I'd kiss EVERY ONE, anywhere they wanted to be kissed, if I had the chance today.

(UPDATE: I took Elizabeth Montgomery off the list. I don't want to kiss a dead person. I forgot that she was dead until I did a Google search. I stick with what I said about the rest.)


Yikes! I think Elizabeth Montgomery has passed away.

Posted by: Fred on September 3, 2005 11:16 AM

Sorry to disagree but Jessica Lange hit the wall and it hit back - hard.
Of course her being a left-wing anti-American doesn't help my estimation of her.

Posted by: BlogDog on September 3, 2005 11:30 AM

The last time I saw Florence Henderson she was still pretty hot.

Posted by: Veeshir on September 3, 2005 12:01 PM

Ann Margaret, nuff said

Posted by: TomR on September 3, 2005 01:34 PM

Valerie Perrin,I'd drag several of my favourite organs through a mile of broken glass,well you get the picture.

Posted by: big al on September 3, 2005 02:52 PM

Well, I know that Donna Douglas is one of the one's you kissed.
Hope the other one was either Sally or Goldie.

And, Lord Gawd, yes...
"Ann-Margret, nuff said."

Posted by: Stevie on September 3, 2005 03:14 PM

"I took Elizabeth Montgomery off the list. I don't want to kiss a dead person"
Hey, don't knock necrophilia until you tried it

Posted by: Don Surber on September 3, 2005 08:08 PM

Yeah I truly lusted after Linda Evans during her Big Valley days and Goldie? Oh HELL yeah. I still want Kurt's wife.

As an aside, I'm surfing your site from the smoking bar in Denver Int'l, waiting on a plane bound for Seattle. I'm doing it on my Blackberry and just so you know, Gutrumbles looks pretty good on it.

Posted by: MarcL on September 3, 2005 08:37 PM

Don't keep us in suspence A-man who was the second besides Donna D.?

Posted by: RWM on September 3, 2005 09:49 PM

Yeah we wanna know the story of the other one....

Posted by: EdnaB on September 4, 2005 08:57 AM

C'mon! It was Barbara Eden. He's already posted about it.

Posted by: BlogDog on September 4, 2005 03:29 PM

Yo, Marc...

We need to talk.

You like Goldie (as do I, but I'm assuming you do a lot more) and, I've been lusting after Kurt since his Disney days.
So, if you were to distract Goldie, I'd be more than happy to return the favor with Mr. Russell...


Posted by: Stevie on September 4, 2005 06:29 PM

Yes. I kissed Donna Douglas AND Barbara Eden in my younger days, and I'm proud of that fact.

Them was two BEAUTIFUL wimmen.

Posted by: Acidman on September 5, 2005 10:48 AM

Only two glaring omissions, I think:

Ursula Andress

Otherwise, a good list. Most, of course, reside among my Old Broad pics.

Posted by: Kim du Toit on September 6, 2005 01:30 PM

Acidman, are you Rob? When was it you kissed Donna Douglas and Barbara Eden? What years?

"They don't call him Lucky Ned Pepper for nuthin'".....Rooster Cogburn

Posted by: zwoof on September 13, 2005 12:43 AM
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