Gut Rumbles

August 26, 2005

this is fun

For a long time, I just let my trolls run loose and spew whatever idiocy they had to offer. It provided entertainment on the blog. Sometimes, a particularly obnoxious one gave me reason to ban them, but I seldom did that.

I don't behave that way anymore.

What's MORE fun is to take a troll's comment, re-write it myself and post it with the troll's address still on it. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! THAT is FUN.

I don't do that to people who disagree with me or people who attempt to be civil in my comments. I conduct an open forum. But I know who the trolls are and if you read this blog, you do, too. They can comment all they want to, but it ain't gonna look the way they intended when it hits the page.

All I ask now is that you trolls give me some more ammunition. You make a tired old man's entire day.

I do have God-like powers on this blog. I can put words in your mouth. I'm enjoying doing it, too.

So... as "W" said, "Bring it on."


I think it's pretty funny!

Posted by: Maeve on August 26, 2005 04:49 PM

Scared 'em off like roaches when the light comes on. Which is too bad, 'cause it's a gas.

You'll have to ambush the future unsuspecting trolls that way.

Posted by: Desert Cat on August 26, 2005 04:58 PM

*giggling like a maniac*

Can't wait to watch the fur fly.

Posted by: blondage on August 26, 2005 05:09 PM

It grates their ass.


Theres nothing I enjoy more on the blogosphere than bitchslapping and irritating trolls.

Posted by: gordon the magnificent on August 26, 2005 06:39 PM

And you do it very well Gordon.
Keep whacking the trolls Rob, your blog is always entertaining, but even more so now!

Posted by: Alaska Kim on August 26, 2005 06:46 PM

Uncle Joe here isn't as bad as some comment regulators on the blogosphere, you mention "economic freedom" at Atrios and they go for your balls like rabid dogs.

Posted by: CaptAmerica on August 26, 2005 07:06 PM

As I said before: use those god-like abilities only for good. (But my, standards are flexible.)

Posted by: susan on August 26, 2005 08:53 PM

I don't always agree with everything you say, but sweet Jesus. This is just about the funniest thing I've seen in I don't know how long!

Why don't all bloggers with pesky trolls do this? I've seen some of the infertility bloggers devote ENTIRE entries to their trolls and go on and on for days, crying and complaining about how mean people are.

I'm SO looking forward to seeing what PJ has to say next.

Posted by: Bitchmama on August 26, 2005 10:04 PM

Yeah, Gordon is another one I enjoy watching bitch slap some troll.

Posted by: Maeve on August 26, 2005 11:46 PM

I meant to say that my standards are flexible if you know what I mean. I have always been pretty easy and I have been known to do it with just about anyone, anywhere. Especially with a couple of drinks in me. My did flops around in my lap when I see someone as hot as Michael Jackson. My balls turn red hot and swell to the size of melons when I see Janet Reno. Ahhhh, yes.

Posted by: PJ on August 28, 2005 02:18 AM

are you saying that you are some kind of slut susan? It sure sounds like it

Posted by: Bitchmama on August 28, 2005 02:23 AM

Excuse me, but someone is posting as me. I DID NOT WRITE THE ABOVE COMMENT.

Christ. Some people.

Grow the fuck up PJ.

Posted by: Bitchmama on August 28, 2005 03:28 PM

I'm "PJ"

I have no life. That's why I spend my time trolling Rob's blog instead of starting one of my own. Rob has more guts and integrity in his pinky than I have in my entire body.

The reason I have no life is because I have a teensy little dick, so I've never been laid.

I'm too ashamed to show my teensy little dick to a woman. I'm afraid she'll laugh at me.

You might have noticed from the comments I leave, that I have the personality of a cold sore. So I have no friends, either.

Since Rob started altering my sometimes long winded, and always moronic posts? I'm so frustrated I could cry.

The only thing I can think to do is alter other posters comments. That's childish, I know, but I have no social life, and I'm unemployed since the Depends factory closed down.

I used to test how much urine and feces those babies cold hold. One time I wore one for 72 hours straight without it leaking.

Now THAT'S a good American made product.

You all must be thinking I'm a pretty pathetic excuse for a human being. And you're right. I am.

I also have a twin sister named Beth. She's as big a loser as I am. She's one woman who's never laughed at my teensy little dick. In fact, she wants me to show it to her again, so I have to go now.

Bye. Love and kisses,


Posted by: PJ on August 28, 2005 03:57 PM

Fuck you Bitchmama. I can't believe you would say that shit about me. What did I ever do to you?

Posted by: susan on August 30, 2005 02:32 AM

Nice try PJ. Go play on the freeway.

Posted by: Bitchmama on August 30, 2005 01:33 PM
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