Gut Rumbles

August 26, 2005

sick, sick, sick

BEJUS! Wanna talk about sick posts? this one grossed me out!!!!

And that takes a lot.



Posted by: GUYK on August 26, 2005 01:56 PM

1981, North Carolina: my older brother, home on leave following months of training as an Airborne Ranger, took me and my new girlfriend to a movie. When girlfriend went to get some popcorn, he leaned over and asked if I was f***ing her. When I said no, he leered at me and said, in his best Danger Ranger growl, "Hell, she's so hot I'd have popped both her eyes out and skull fucked her TWICE by now." The movie was not memorable.

Posted by: me on August 26, 2005 02:30 PM

Anyone can fuck an eyesocket.

True connoisseurs of cranial fornication will settle for nothing less than a full squicking. The art of squicking involves drilling a hole in the forehead of your lover (for consenting adults only, please, only a sick perverted fuck would committ a prosceniumal sexual assault opon the unwilling or underage). After polishing off the rough edges of the hole (unless you're into the rough edges, I make no judgements here) you pump your love muscle betwixt the halves of your lover's brain. If administered correctly your partner will be twitching in pleasure to the "squick-squick-squick" cadence of your tender lovemaking.

Posted by: Graumagus on August 26, 2005 03:18 PM

.. yeah, Dax has it going on...

... oh, and Grau.. I'm not drinking with you ever again...

Posted by: Eric on August 26, 2005 04:21 PM

I guess after that experience she said, "I'll keep an eye out for you in the future."

Difficult to fathom>

Posted by: Roger .45 on August 26, 2005 04:40 PM

Dax is sick........I like that.

Posted by: Maeve on August 26, 2005 04:50 PM

Oh Gawd...

Just what I needed.
A new mind-movie from Dax.

Somehow, it seems to be overlapping the old one and all of this takes place, in my mind, while he's wearing his camo footie pj's.
In a bathroom.

There went my last two brain cells, man...

Posted by: Stevie on August 26, 2005 06:20 PM

Damn.....he's even sicker than me !

Posted by: Robert on August 27, 2005 12:08 AM

I'm only 28 years old. I just turned 28 twenty-one days ago. I've not interviewed much, because nearly every job I've interviewed for I've been hired. I've only had to turn down a few offers. But, I have conducted interviews MANY times. I'm pretty damn good at it. Even with people twice or thrice my age. I have my own system, I know how to tell actual skill from bullshit. I'm an interview prodigy.

This post just ruined EVERYTHING for me.

Posted by: Eddie on August 28, 2005 12:06 AM

38 years after going through puberty, a college experience where girls outnumbered guys 4 to 1, a period of time in the late 70s - early 80s when I did every recreational drug available (and hung out with girls that did the same) I have had a lot of strange (most wonderful) sexual experiences. I just don't see myself keeping it up for an eye socket. That post by Dax is getting more links than anything I seen in blogdom.

Posted by: Dishonorable Schoolboy on August 29, 2005 02:33 PM
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