Gut Rumbles

August 23, 2005

a brilliant idea!

I'm not gonna delete troll comments anymore. I simply will EDIT them. BWHAHAHAHAAAA!!! That's easy to do and I cAN make them sound like one of my hated "minions" WITH ONLY a modicum of effort.

Yeah. "Rob I hate your opinions, but I want to suck your dick."

I can do that.


LMAO!!! Ohhh my is this ever going to be fun!

Posted by: blondage on August 23, 2005 02:04 PM

Welcome to the comment-editing club. Nothing brings me more joy than helping trolls say what they really mean.

Hey, if you edit this comment, I will definitely have to kick your ass. Don't do it. I'm serious.

Look, DON'T.

Posted by: Steve H. on August 23, 2005 02:04 PM

hell, I've been doing it for years.

Posted by: og on August 23, 2005 02:25 PM

That drives the trolls batshit.

Posted by: gordon the magnificent on August 23, 2005 02:28 PM

Sounds like too much fun for one man to have.

Posted by: gravdigr on August 23, 2005 02:40 PM

"That drives the trolls batshit."

How ya gonna tell?

Posted by: Gerry N. on August 23, 2005 02:41 PM

They'll get pissed off, you can tell by the tone of their consequent posts.

They'll whine and bitch about how you have to edit to defeat them, how it's unethical and unamerican.

They'll accuse you of violating their freedom of speech. Blah blah blah.

Then they'll get bored because instead of being the center of attnetion because they piss everyone off, they're the center of attention because everyone's laughing at them.

Then they'll leave. You'll see.

Posted by: gordon the magnificent on August 23, 2005 03:02 PM

SteveH--- I wouldn't do that to you. I kinda like your obnoxious self.

I'll I'll damn sure do it to others.

Posted by: Acidman on August 23, 2005 03:10 PM

Looking forward to it!!

Posted by: Maeve on August 23, 2005 04:16 PM

Does that mean that Senator Kerry will have to come up with even more troll labels than jb, pj and zap to try to get his campaign platform across?

Posted by: TomR on August 23, 2005 05:28 PM

I've been doing that for the past two years. They get pissed off! They piss and moan about how unfair it is. I point them toward the Rules of my site. I even have a warning on my comment form that I'll do it. Lately I've been changing their URL to an adult site. That makes them even madder since one of the reasons they're commenting is to get people to go to their lameass sites. As Gordon says, eventually they get the point and leave, but I have a lot of fun with them before they do.

Posted by: Denny on August 23, 2005 08:01 PM

but I have a lot of fun with them before they do.

Oh, I have a blast with the trolls. We parade them for everyone and just poke 'em with sticks til they cry and leave.

Makes great sport!

Posted by: gordon the magnificent on August 23, 2005 08:28 PM

The one thing I noticed about this particular thread.... There are no trolls.... Seriously! Shhhh, listen

*crickets chirping*

Amazing how that works........

Posted by: Andy on August 24, 2005 06:44 AM
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