Gut Rumbles

August 20, 2005

quote of the day

People (including several wimmen) have asked me why I named my dick "Roscoe." I dunno. I just did. It sounded better than pee-pee, weiner, crank or schlong when I was a boy. Plus, it's always been a favorite pet of mine. I named it "Roscoe."

And it damned sure sounded better than "penis."

"To me it is perfectly natural for a little boy to be able to whip it out and say "Lookit my wiggy!" See what I mean?"


I can't argue with that. My boy LIKES to pee outside, and he's hung like his daddy once was. When you've got a "wiggy" like THAT, call attention to it.

Just DO NOT call it a "penis."


"Roscoe"???? Well that's one I've never heard before.
Loves it.

Posted by: Blondage on August 20, 2005 10:18 PM

Mine's "Ralph, The Love Bludgeon." I don't know why either.

Posted by: Ed on August 20, 2005 10:22 PM

I'm like a tuna can honey, I may not reach the bottom, but I'll scrape the sides!

Posted by: Yogimus on August 20, 2005 11:02 PM

it's a woozle

Posted by: Kellie on August 21, 2005 12:00 AM

He's just not that into you anymore............

Posted by: abigail on August 21, 2005 12:22 AM

I ain't never heard of a man namin' his own dick before. My trusty monster earned its own name by many lovely ladies over the years. They call it ...."The Legend". It ain't never let em' down and its got plenty of stories to tell.

Posted by: Big Un' on August 21, 2005 02:44 AM

My wife calls mine "Mr Happy Hat."

Posted by: Richthofen on August 21, 2005 08:41 AM

I just stuck with "Dick" ex added "Head"

Posted by: James Hooker, Ace of aces on August 21, 2005 08:42 AM

You know why most men give their peckers nicknames?

Answer: Why would you let a total stranger make all the important decisions of your life for you?

Posted by: Max Doubt on August 21, 2005 09:01 AM

Clyde, he has always been Clyde to me.

Posted by: hoosierboy on August 21, 2005 09:05 AM

"Attila." As in "Attila the Hung."

Posted by: McGehee on August 21, 2005 11:06 AM

Argh! Don't anthropomorphize parts of your body! Always made me squeamish to find women calling their tits "the twins" too....

Don't anthropomorphize your trolls either. Think of them as those little plastic troll dolls that kids used to swing by the hair and hit against trees.

Posted by: susan on August 21, 2005 10:18 PM

Never, Never, Never ask a woman to do it.

Posted by: robert in england on August 22, 2005 07:28 AM
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