Gut Rumbles
 

August 12, 2005

don't sell us short

Old men are smarter than some people think they are.

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

(Thank you, Bob! I liked that one!)


Comments

I'll be damned, there is a use besides boots for an alligator.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on August 12, 2005 05:43 PM

A line Catfish might use???

Posted by: The Other Mike S on August 12, 2005 07:22 PM

I'm writing that one down right now...

Posted by: Scott Crawford on August 12, 2005 10:34 PM
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