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August 05, 2005

erotic fruit

When I was taking a class in Romantic Poetry in college, the professor (a woman) asked the question: "If you read carefully, you'll find a lot of allegorical connotations in these poems. Erotic fruit is one of them. Can someone name an erotic fruit?"

I blurted out, "A BIG banana!"

That was not the correct answer, but I thought it was funny as hell. I was never known for keeping my mouth shut.

So... I'm taking a poll.

What do YOU think is an erotic fruit? (and any reply containing the name of Michael Jackson WILL be deleted.)

(UPDATE: What made me think of this topic is the fact that I BOUGHT some "erotic fruit" at the grocery store today. I am enjoying eating it. It might be nice to have someone to share it with, but right now, it's MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!)

Comments

Jacko might be a neurotic fruit or psychotic fruit, but erotic? (shudder)

Posted by: Graumagus on August 5, 2005 09:53 PM

A hollowed out cantaloup heated to 98.6 F in the microwave.

Posted by: rightisright on August 5, 2005 10:00 PM

A peach.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on August 5, 2005 10:29 PM

Apricots

Posted by: Suz on August 5, 2005 10:36 PM

Or have you ever split a papaya?

Posted by: Suz on August 5, 2005 10:41 PM

Mr. Lion got one. Go back and read the Romantic poets.

Posted by: Acidman on August 5, 2005 10:51 PM

A pear can look like a woman's bottom viewed from the back.

Posted by: Robin on August 5, 2005 11:20 PM

I don't care what anyone says, I think a banana is erotic.

Are cucumbers fruits? what about zucchini?

Posted by: livey on August 5, 2005 11:37 PM

A "kumquat"?

Posted by: Horrabin on August 6, 2005 12:12 AM

Gotta agree with Livey. I think a banana is very erotic. ;)

Posted by: Timberwolf on August 6, 2005 12:24 AM

Erotic fruit? That's easy... warm apple pie.

Whaddaya mean a pie ain't fruit? Well it ain't a vegetable, THAT's for damned sure!

Posted by: Yogimus on August 6, 2005 12:37 AM

Pomegranit.

Posted by: Maeve on August 6, 2005 12:39 AM

Sorry Acid, I've got to call you out on this one --

It can't possibly be an erotic fruit if you eat it alone. I don't care what fruit it actually is.

Eaten with the right person, any sweet, very juicy fruit probably qualifies. If you can take a bite and have her kiss the excess juice off your lips, that's an erotic fruit.

And no, that means "banana" doesn't qualify.

Posted by: Strider on August 6, 2005 02:02 AM

Strawberries. Fun to feed to each other, put some whipped cream on 'em.....

Posted by: Andy on August 6, 2005 02:35 AM

Figs

Posted by: Misty on August 6, 2005 03:52 AM

Grapes.

Posted by: Kelly on August 6, 2005 04:34 AM

Andy, you beat me to it. Yes, strawberries. Anybody remember the eating scene in Tom Jones?

Posted by: Ernie G on August 6, 2005 07:12 AM

Strawberries ain't erotic unless they are used to flavor a deuche, well maybe with some whipped cream apllied liberally in the right place that has to be licked off to get to the strawberry--

Posted by: GUYK on August 6, 2005 07:26 AM

oh yeah, in the song of Solomon there was talk of breasts like melons although that didn't seem irotic to me because I've never seen a melon with a pink nipple.

Posted by: GUYK on August 6, 2005 07:27 AM

oranges...eaten in a hot tub.

Posted by: Kelly on August 6, 2005 08:58 AM

How about passion fruit? Seems obvious, but...

Posted by: Stephanie on August 6, 2005 09:26 AM

A durian.

Posted by: Marty Pfeiffer on August 6, 2005 10:36 AM

Avacadoes.

Posted by: UziQ on August 6, 2005 11:09 AM

Peach.

Plum if you're a pedophile.

(Yup, goin straight to hell).

Posted by: pdb on August 6, 2005 12:08 PM

I think whatever 'fruit' you happen to be eating can be erotic if you do it right.
~ here are the most erotic friuts I have ever seen ~

http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/1388/fruit/

Posted by: Splendid on August 6, 2005 01:10 PM

I think Livey probably qualifies as an erotic fruit.

Posted by: assrot on August 6, 2005 01:12 PM

Mmm... I knew a girl who tasted like strawberries...

Posted by: Yogimus on August 6, 2005 02:16 PM

Oh Assrot, you schmoozer!

I have been called that before.

Posted by: livey on August 6, 2005 03:21 PM

Definitley have to go with a peach...

Posted by: Blondage on August 6, 2005 04:06 PM

Definitely, even. Fingers not working today.

Posted by: Blondage on August 6, 2005 04:06 PM

butternut squash

Posted by: john on August 6, 2005 06:18 PM

DAFFODILDO

Posted by: reverend clive on August 6, 2005 08:29 PM

I thonk the most erotic fruit is acai

Posted by: Hassan on May 25, 2008 02:55 PM
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