Gut Rumbles

July 26, 2005

i feel his pain

I'm a lot like this today, except for having a wife. I don't want one of those, but I sure do seem to have the symptoms of everything the drug companies advertise on television.

I don't think I have toenail fungus yet, but if I keep watching TV, I'm certain that I will. I'm pretty sure that I need medication for irritable bowels (hell--- I'm irritible ALL OVER anymore) and I want to be like that guy "Bob" who takes a pill and sprouts so much wood that it improves his golf game and makes HIS wife think he's a Greek God.

I might even try some of that "feminine hygene" stuff that's supposed to bring a breath of springtime into the user's life. It's hot as hell in Georgia now.

If a patent medicine wagon rolled by the Crackerbox right now, with songs playing through loudspeakers, I'd probably go chase it down like the ice cream trucks of my youth and buy one of everything he had on board. I would eat it, drink it, rub it on my belly or stick it up my ass. Whatever was supposed to work.

I'm just sick and tired of being sick and tired.


How are those feet doin' Gut?......they still acting up, how you gonna chase that dope truck down?

Posted by: James Hooker, Ace of aces on July 26, 2005 11:12 AM

So get off your ass and go do something. Laying around the house blogging and drinking all day sure ain't going to make you feel better. I imagine you shooting imaginary guns, fishing, chasing cats around the crackerbox. Sheesh, I wish I was retired so I could complain about being sick and tired. I'm sick and tired of working. Unfortunately I have to keep doing it until I am at least 67. Damn. Some people got it good and don't know it.

Posted by: assrot on July 26, 2005 11:49 AM

What he said... (assrot)

Especially chasing cats, heh

Posted by: wmprof on July 26, 2005 11:54 AM
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