Gut Rumbles

July 06, 2005

smoking is bad for you

If I were still running the "Carnival of the Crappers," this post would be the lead entry. The only cigarette better than one in the morning when you're sitting on the porcelain throne is one right after hot, sweaty sex.

In either case, watch your balls.


I love a good "race with the devil" story...

Posted by: Ruth on July 6, 2005 10:25 AM

Serves him right. Tobacco smokers suck donkey dicks. Anybody that would put a cigarette in their mouth would probably blow a mule. Fuck smokers.

Posted by: assrot on July 6, 2005 11:26 AM

I used to smoke.

But I never understood the allure of puffing a butt whilst dropping a deuce.

I mean, who the hell wants to mix the inhalation with the scent of last night's fermented tacos?

Posted by: rightisright on July 6, 2005 12:23 PM

That was just some funny stuff right there. Poor guy. I hurt from laughing so hard.

Posted by: Kelly on July 6, 2005 12:28 PM

Gee, it's always been my understanding that if you smoke after having sex, yer doin' it too fast.

*ba dum bump, ching*

(God, I wish I could actually see all the "Joey Tribiani" looks this ones gonna get...)

Posted by: Stevie on July 6, 2005 12:32 PM

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire...?

The Governments should place that story on the packets as a health warning...

Posted by: Misty on July 6, 2005 02:15 PM

All things considered, it could have been a lot worse.

Posted by: bob on July 6, 2005 10:27 PM
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