Gut Rumbles

July 02, 2005

It's why men don't use maps

I believe that this is a cruel post. As a man, I feel deeply insulted by a lovely woman that I met for the first (and only) time this spring at Jekyll Island.

I never believed that Flynny would stoop to posting stuff that reminds me of what I have to say about cats. C'mon, darlin.' That's kinda "hitting below the belt" isn't it?

Mine is a foot long and as hard as a concrete highway. Are you gonna call ME a liar?


A woman being cruel? It'll never happen; they are the kind and nurturing sex. They'll tell you so.

Posted by: Brett on July 2, 2005 08:48 AM

Hey, mine might only be as big around as a beer can, but it is really long!

Posted by: Bob on July 2, 2005 09:59 AM

Acidman, I thought you said yours is bionic.

Was this, in fact, a lie?

(For a special message, just for you, click on my name! You won't regret it, I promise!)

Posted by: Dianne on July 2, 2005 12:40 PM

I generally lie and shave an inch or two off. Some girls can't handle the Truth!

Posted by: Velociman on July 2, 2005 01:45 PM

That was very good singing Dianne, in an Olive Oyl sort of way...

Posted by: Ruth on July 2, 2005 01:52 PM

In regards to maps (and men)

I am convinced that all you guys use that map/scale thing (you know, where it says one inch=100 miles?) to measure your dicks. Its the only possible explanation for what is ALWAYS your GROSS exaggeration when it comes to the size of your willies..

Posted by: Ruth on July 2, 2005 02:03 PM

Thank you, Ruth. I find that singing means so much when it's sincere and from the heart.

Posted by: Dianne on July 2, 2005 02:05 PM

Actually Dianne, upon listening to it a second time, I think it bears an uncanny resemblence not only to Olive Oyl, but also to Alfalfa from The Little Rascals, when he would break into his rendition of "I'm In The Mood For Love"....You go girl....(Pssst, but if I were you, I wouldnt sit by the phone waiting for Columbia Records to call) Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go phone my doctor for some advice on how to treat bleeding eardrums...

Posted by: Ruth on July 2, 2005 02:19 PM


You like me! You really like me!

*tears of joy*

Good luck with the doc, you really should be more careful with those Q-tips, you know?

Posted by: Dianne on July 2, 2005 02:25 PM

A glutton for punishment, (and the third time being the "charm", as they say) I played it once more, and now I have every feline in the neighborhood caterwauling outside my door.....(please excuse me while I go call animal control)

Posted by: Ruth on July 2, 2005 03:22 PM

Damn, Rob! That was a pleasant surprise.

A link from the Acidman himself.

I might have filled my blog with posts of consequence had I known that company was coming.

Posted by: jmflynny on July 2, 2005 03:47 PM

I thought it was about a foot long...just really skinny...and a carrot?

Posted by: Kellie on July 3, 2005 01:32 AM
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