Gut Rumbles

June 29, 2005


There is "kinky" and there is just plain sick when it comes to certain sexual behavior. I enjoy doing kinky things with a willing partner. But this is just plain sick.

Bejus! What kind of person crawls down an outhouse hole and sits in shit just to get a glimpse of a female ass dropping a load on him? That guy has some SERIOUS issues.

"You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department.

Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole.

Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him.

Personally, I think the cops should have left the guy where they found him. After nailing the hole shut.


Thanks A Man, you've started off my day with a good one. sorta reminded me of me as a 5 year old, grabbing one of my Grandmas old timey irons (big heavy bastards you had to heat up on the stove) and dropping it down the hole and peering over the edge to see what i'd do. I was hosed off from the neck up, and child abused from the waste down!

Posted by: James Hooker on June 29, 2005 08:30 AM

Someone should tell him that there are a lot of easier ways to get shit-faced.

Posted by: Ruth on June 29, 2005 08:41 AM

Guess you could say he has his shit together? Or maybe he has everyone elses shit together but not his own. WTF? Just when you think you've seen it all something like this comes along.

Posted by: assrot on June 29, 2005 09:03 AM

Whatever woman it was that he was PEEKING at, well maybe he thought her SHIT didnt stink...

Posted by: Ruth on June 29, 2005 09:10 AM

I live right down the road a piece from the outhouse in question and know one of the arresting officers. Cops around here are the butt end of many a joke...I suspect it's only going to get worse. By the end of the week, they should have enough cans of Lysol and air fresheners from 'well-wishers' to poke a very nice hole in the ozone.

Posted by: Chablis on June 29, 2005 09:10 AM

It is a sad, sick, twisted world we live in.

Posted by: Maeve on June 29, 2005 09:26 AM

Amen Maeve

That is one seriously sick individual. I'm not usually in favor of the insanity plea but in this case I think It probably fits

Posted by: bbuddha on June 29, 2005 04:49 PM

Say Rob, do you feel another Carnival of the Crappers coming on?

For Assrot: Dono if he has his shit together, but he's definitely got it in TWO socks!

And Chablis: Cops, regardless of their quality, sometimes have to take a shitty a retired cop, I know what I would have done: call out the nearest fire wagon and had him hosed off properly by trained hosemen, and I would have stood by the engineer and told him to run the water pressure up to 130.....

Posted by: Rivrdog on June 29, 2005 07:08 PM

Must be catching! This happened out here about 10 yeqrs ago. Some sick fuck was putting on a raincoat at the state beach park and climbing into the crapper. He admitted to doing it down the road at a county park. Looking up and getting a face full! Bejus Wept what kind of childhood did these poor men have?

I still say fuck them and feed them beans.

Wouldn't these guys love it if you did?

Posted by: Wes Jackson on June 30, 2005 02:44 AM
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