Gut Rumbles

June 27, 2005

lies! All lies!!!

You can read this and believe it or not. Ignore the pictures. They've ALL been photoshopped, especially that one of me with the carrot.

It's a pack of LIES, I tell you! ALL LIES!!!


It's not lies! Remember you promised to mud wrastle me for the carrot?

Posted by: livey on June 27, 2005 10:57 AM

Rob, let her "wrastle" you for the carrot or methinks you are at risk for having your rabbit boiled....LOL....

Posted by: Ruth on June 27, 2005 11:06 AM

Haaaa !!! Talk about needle-dick the bug-fucker.

Posted by: assrot on June 27, 2005 11:07 AM

If all you had to suffer was a photo of you with a carrot for a dick in order to spend the day in the company of that lovely lady, I'd say you came out ahead.

Posted by: Scott Crawford on June 27, 2005 11:54 AM

ROFLMAO! Oh man! That was a great photo of you & the carrot. You shoule enclose it with your Chirstmas cards this year!

Posted by: Maeve on June 27, 2005 12:15 PM

You meadn your carrot ISN'T that big. Darn.

Posted by: Nancy on June 27, 2005 12:53 PM

You mean your carrot ISN'T that big? Darn.

Posted by: Nancy on June 27, 2005 12:53 PM

"........a complete opinionated smart ass ......."

Me thinks the lady got it about right. She did combine the words Rob and gentleman in a single sentance, but every lady is intitled to a typo or two.

Posted by: Ed on June 27, 2005 01:59 PM


were you eating cheetos while fondling your digit?

Posted by: daniel on June 27, 2005 02:17 PM

Absolutely priceless! I'm thinking you should replace your normal photo up near the top with the carrot one.

Posted by: Chablis on June 27, 2005 08:49 PM

Always wondered about the phrase "hacking your carrot" along with about 30 other descriptors. Now I know! Good thing I wasn't drinking liquids, I'd need another keyboard.

Posted by: JimBob on June 28, 2005 12:17 AM
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