June 20, 2005

Gee, Acid, you do a better apology than Senator Durbin...you actually used the "s" word.

Durbin to Misty: "I sincerely regret if what I said caused anyone to misunderstand my true feelings."

(Which in his case is the the American military are Nazis running gulags)

Hi A-man. Guess what? We are perfectly aware that only a channel seperates us from the French, we've fought them often enough over it. We've also gone to save their useless arses twice in a century, losing a lot of people both times, and getting even less thanks than you. Please dont confuse Mingy or whatever her name is with a normal English person, most of us like Americans a great deal - Florida being the top holiday destination here. It also explains why so many of us come to read your blog.

Quad erat demonstrandum! You've proven my point yet again!

I have met many very nice Americans and I can assure you that I do not have the opinion that as I said - a lot of other people here and in other countries - do. No, you are not a typical American, you have just proven yourself to be one of the small minority I mentioned.

What would you rather I'd said, Fuck you you moronic cunt? Would that have been getting to your level?

Would you rather I'd have posted that rather than just emailing you?

I totally agree with you on the fact that there are a lot of dis-armed de-nutted people over here. I'm not one of them, and I certainly do not 'have the vapours' neither am I 'hyperventilating'

I just try to be considerate and not piss people off or hurt them without even thinking.

The pen is mightier than the sword - except when let loose by those who can't fence.

So fuck you buddy, I've found scarier things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

Robert you idiot, I'm on your side!

How dare you call me a typical English person!

I just said, I like Americans, just not small minded prats like A-man

Oh yeah, two more things
1. Hope you feel better real soon, take care of your damned self - OK?

2. Misty, you are a cunt.

Damn sure glad I am not married to that british bitch.

Robert - You are a total moron of the highest order who flames people far too quickly without getting their facts ready

Next time you call someone something like that, try finding out something about them first!

Wanker...

Jeez, I wonder what they eat in their cereal over there?

Hey, Misty? Part of blogging is stating your opinion about things, which is what Rob does. He doesn't play nice to everyone, and doesn't care if anyone is offended. Which is one reason I read him.

And quite frankly, I don't give a rat's butt what anyone thinks about me, either. Just that I don't use quite the same language(most of the time).

And I especially don't care about, and would not change my thoughts on things, according to the opinion of someone in another country who, in many cases, already look down their noses at us. You want to argue about the facts of something, fine. But saying someone should change their opinion/words because 'you offend some people' is a whole other thing.

Other than colonial tyranny, buggery, soccer fan violence, and general cheesiness, at what have the Brits excelled? Shitty food served in newspaper and yellow teeth...thats about it....

As far as I'm concerned the whole British race is practically finished. If we hadn't kept their whole country afloat by giving them billions that they never even said "thank you" for, the whole phony outfit would have sunk right under the Atlantic years ago.

Misty, why don't you go back to doing what you do best, that is, spending your energies discussing whether Charles or Wills should be the next Queen of England.....

Somebody please pass Misty the smelling salts and paper bags...

Explanation for last comment, then I'll stop hogging your bandwidth.
Misty, guess what - people like Rob are the REAL Americans, the no nonsense self reliant types who backed us in two world wars when they were under no threat. If the UK was threatened again by an enemy, the Americans would come and dig us out with no thought of consequence or reward, and most of them would look and sound an awful lot like Rob. I sometimes wonder why .

Ye Gods, Why don't you lot try actually READING what I said?

I have not dissed Americans in general at all, try getting your facts right befoer you jump off the bloody handle!

George Carlin once said "If you don't like what is on the radio there are two buttons on your radio,one turns the station, the other turns it off." Read between the lines Misty.

>I just said, I like Americans, just not small minded prats like A-man

So, what the fuck are you doing here?

Robert, I know all about what the Americans did for us in the wars etc, but I was under the impression that most Americans were polite friendly people, this is just proving my point that some of them aren't.

Right now I'm seriously wondering that myself. Do you all really think it's fun to let loose all shots in the 'fire first, ask questions later' mode?

Seriously, try doing some homework or thinking before you judge first...

http://misty69stuff.blogspot.com/2005/06/some-words-of-wisdom.html

Misty get the fuck over yourself already. You blathered on to Rob about how small minded "some" Brits think we are, not to mention boorish, hypocritical and intolerant and then you have the gall to act surprised when we tell you to go pound sand?

I couldnt care less what you think of us. When you (and the rest of Europe) start doing something for us, I might change my mind.

Europe is stuffed with envious people towards America.

And thats just not MY "friends" opinion Misty, its mine as well...

Ruth, so you really don't care that I don't give a fuck what the rest of europe - especially the english think? If, as I said already, you actually READ WHAT I WROTE - you might comprehend that fact.

Misty, one more time (to answer your question as to whether I care) Answer: "NOT A JOT!"

To put it another way, real Americans aren't interested in your pansy-ass, tea-sipping opinions...as I recall we kicked your asses out of our country back in 1776....

We told the English to "stuff it" in 1775 and again in 1812. We saved their sorry asses twice in this century.

Fuck 'em. I do not care what they, or any other Euro thinks about America, they would all cream the genuine American jeans to live like us.

I know this is true, I have been to almost every country in western Europoe, including GB

"To put it another way, real Americans aren't interested in your pansy-ass, tea-sipping opinions...as I recall we kicked your asses out of our country back in 1776...."

The reason I emailed Rob rather than posting, was because I thought he was man enough to hold an intelligent conversation without ranting.

I am certainly not a pansy-ass tea sipper, I was just pointing out that I had apologized to him, and wondered if he'd be courteous enough to do same - offline, and off comments. Obviously not.

I still maintain that most Americans are really nice fair minded people, and I still want to visit, but the more I hear from the one's like yourself, the less I think I want to.

Get a sense of perspective on life, and try to have some consideration for others than yourself, that's all I was pointing out to Rob.

Misty -- do us all a favor and go away.

Misty we have a state senator that you would really like, the rest of us decided he was too much of a wuss to be president but you would love him. If you come to America stay in Mass. and ask for a guy named Kerry.

We have a 'sense of perspective on life', and we do have some 'consideration for others', which is why the body count in various wars and national disasters around the world was not a hell of a lot worse.

That does not mean changing the way we are or think because someone somewhere doesn't like us.

English history of 20th century is merely a laundry list of the US bailing out your jolly ole bums in one way or another.

In many ways England has become nothing more than an American colony.

No wonder you poor Brits have such an inferiority complex.

So Misty, on this 4th of July raise your mug high and drink a toast to the United States of America, because without us you wouldn't exist today. God bless America, and may God save you British queens.

Jeez Rob, you have mis-interpretted again.
It looked to me as the limey prim and proper invitation for cybersex.

Misty, why the fuck should Rob apologize to you? His blog, his opinions...pretty simple if you ask me. Trying to influence him with your use of 'popular opinion' is an effort in futility...as it is with most Americans worth a damn.

Oh and this:
Your Blog is not just your house where you can rant and abuse people, it is also a public place that is read pan-globally and where people from other countries can find out more about another's inhabitants and lifestyle etcetera.

THAT is officially the dumbest comment I've ever seen here. I know I said the same thing about something else last week, but Misty, you win hands down. Congratulations.

Mark et al, So you think it's perfectly fine to be rude to someone you have never met and then insult them after they have apologized? I was brought up to treat people the way I'd like to be treated in return, and I stand by Redneck's comment to Catfish being: Always keep your words sweet because you'll never know when you have to eat them.
As I've said before, I apologized to Rob for making a mistake. Obviously he doesn't read all his comments very carefully.
All I was pointing out to him - offline, and not on comments as I've already stated - if he wondered whether he realized how much of an impact his blog made on others when forming their opinions on his fellow Americans. Again, I thought he'd be corteous enough to reply personally instead of ranting.
Seriously, my comments to him were about common courtesy to others.
Read what I actually SAID, put it into context, then ask yourselves if 'y'all' haven't been rude.
Again, the world is reading this comments box...
Think about that.
Would you want a new neighbour to think that about you personally?
It's no different.

"Jeez Rob, you have mis-interpretted again.
It looked to me as the limey prim and proper invitation for cybersex."

Wow, someone finally realized!

Why do you think I sent the comment email rather than posting it? ;)

I still stand by my comments to you lot out there though, and I NEVER said I agreed with what the rest of the world thought.

Wow, and to think what reactions I'd get if I used my powers for good...

I'm off to have a cold shower now, that was fun :)

Misty -- your rambling brings to mind Toby Keith's song, Angry American, that has this line in it:

`Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass
It`s the American way

Oh Misty you poor thing. You let the A-man get your goat. You are so knee deep in your own tirade that you are incapable of seeing that you have been HAD! Acidman provoked you and you were full on ready to go into attack mode. He's laughing at you while you get your knickers in a wad. Man the limeys are easy to piss off. Hey A-man take it easy on the Brits, atleast they step up to the plate occassionally. this from the people that brought us Monty Python? I fart in your general direction

Perhaps Misty believes that Acidman should email her a list of his proposed topics for her approval before publication.

And while he's at it, maybe he should give her editing rights to cleanse the posts of all offensive words and phrases before any one else is contaminated by them.

Of course, what we'd end up with would be a watered-down pansy man - probably the type of guy she's most comfortable with, from what I can tell.

I tell you - the nerve of some people. I think what Misty doesn't realize is that here in America, we are very capable of deciding for ourselves what we want to read and whose blogs we enjoy. I have a sneaking suspicion that under that frosty British exterior lies the heart of a book-burner.

The English changed the way they spoke English in order to sound more like the French.

Of course, this change was organized by some aristocrats, but...

Misty - give it a rest. They have medicine to help during this time of the month.

Misty stop trying to plug your site, your just trying to gain notoriety. Please...your 4 seconds of fame has passed. Go away....please

KennyD -- that was funny!!

"Americans are small minded, hypocritical, intolerant boorish people, who can only make themselves look big by trying to intimidate others and can only insult people by swearing at them.
You have added to this view"

You don't know many American's do you?
You've let Acidman win, AGAIN! HA!
The entire purpose of posting that e-mail was to get you pissed, and it worked.

If you don't like Acidman, GO AWAY!
As for me, I try to avoid blogs that piss me off.
Being angry over stupid shit all the time only shortens your life SO CHILL OUT!

Damn! talk about a goat fucking a dog!

You know, I can't think of a single blogger who would argue with your stance, Rob, that this is your "house" and that you can set the rules as you wish.

On the other hand, I've seen a LOT of non-bloggers like Misty who think that, because blogs are publically available and allow open comments, they're somehow public property.

I may not have any desire to enforce the same rules on my blog, but I wholeheartedly support you in enforcing whatever rules you see fit on your blog.

Robin....like I said awhile back....Acidman is nothing but a little writer monkey, existing soley for our entertainment and edification.

Type, Acidman, type! Faster! Funnier!

So to entice the Acidman into cybersex you need to insult him and call him a flaming arsehole? now I know what I'm doing wrong!
Thanks Misty.
HEY A-MAN YOU FLAMING ARSEHOLE!

email me darlin ;)

Would you want a new neighbour to think that about you personally?

Well Misty..if it's a NEW neighbour and they're moving into my neighborhood, then they need to try to make nice with me...I've been here and if they don't like me..Fuck them..they don't have to move near me. And if you don't like Rob's blog...fuck you..you don't have to be here. Pip Pip Cheery fucking O

Hey, Acidman, how do you get such great fan-mail?

I didn't really start laughing until she claimed to have apologized. Then I read back through the original letter, and she mentioned that she apologized somewhere else.

Funny.

Oh, and Misty--How do I find out about your inhabitants? Who inhabits you? Do they keep lots of the "etcetera" around to play with? Do they all agree with you, or do they ever disagree?

rob you are good i think misty want's you

Well now, it looks like Rob is feeling much better! LOL.

Ya know, if this is how all brits apologize its not a surprise you suck. The "I'm sorry" should probably not be followed by "you flaming arsehole" just a suggestion.

One last comment on this (if that's alright with you A-man?)
Before you go into any battle, it is always a good idea to arm yourselves with the full facts, check out your terrain, and get a fucking good idea of what you're up against before you waste your bullets into the sky because you haven't reckied the full scenario and end up leaving yourselves defenceless.

see ya'll x

Maggie, a slight correction to comment #1

(Which in his case is the American military are Nazis running gulags in Cambodia.)

TSLICK, kudoos, I stand humbly corrected!

misty gone to take another cold shower

Man, Rob, you can sure find them. And suck them to you like a tornado to a trailer park!

Misty? We don't care what you think. Not at all. We just don't give a damn. And you know what? We never will. It is fun baiting you, though, so let's see what you have to say next!

Let me see if I understand what has happened here....

2 people used Rob's messege boards as an online dating service.

Rob got upset because instead of talking about opinions they were taking up space about hotels and flirting.

Rob posts about it because it's his blog and he doesn't appreciate it.

Misty posts back cause she doesn't appreciate his opinion.

Now it's been lowered into a you suck, no you suck fight.

If you want to flirt do it in e-mail like the rest of us. It's Rob's blog and in the end he can say what he wants. If you are offended don't stop here. There has been ocassion that I have 'avoided' stopping because something said offended me BUT I respect his right to his opinion or I wouldn't keep coming back. Do I always agree? No, He doesn't expect us to nor does he care if we do or not.

Now, everyone take a time out. Get a grip. Return as resonable adults or a close facsimile thereof.

Pssst...
anybody else having trouble getting to the trackback at Lobowalk?
Where'd ya go, Dan?

All I can say is Thank God for "small minded, hypocritical, intolerant boorish people." such as yourself.
If it we were all the same as Miss Misty, this world would be pretty boring wouldn't it?
Keep up what you are doing just as you are doing.

Sigh... I go to sleep* for a few hours, and wake up to find that stil NO-ONE has actually read what I said, or taken the trouble to find out what really happenend.
Honestly, you baited yourselves on that one, wow...
*no more cold showers, but I did have some interesting dreams..

I have never seen such a disgusting "pack mentality" in all my life. It literally makes me sick to my stomach to read these posts. Every single one bashes Misty as if she were a member of the ENEMY. Great Britain is one of our ONLY allies left after George W. Bush's global rampage. No wonder other countries hate us so much now. What a bunch of fucking idiots to say such dumbass shit just to alienate one girl. I am ashamed to be an American after reading all this nonsense. Fuck Acidbrain and all his inbred, hillbilly ass groupies.

Misty: We read what you wrote, WE GOT IT. What makes you think we didnt understand fully your sneaky "Its'-not-my-opinion-but-my-friends-opinion" shit about how "boorish, intolerant, hypocritical, and small-minded" we Americans are...(according to your "mates" of course, not you, cough cough cough)

The American taxpayers have spent trillions of dollars protecting the people of the EU, and what do we get in return? We get criticized, insulted, and disparaged...

Looking at the shape of the UK today, its easy to see why so many of our ancestors left..

May you have to have a tooth capped. I understand it takes at least 18 months for your great medical services to get around to you. Have a great day..

As far as PJ goes....let me get this straight, since the UK has joined us with some token troops, (the USA has the lions share over there, lets not forget that) well since the UK sent a handful of troops, that means Misty should get a free pass when it comes to blogging and insulting Americans? PJ, PJ, PJ, PJ, even coming from YOU, thats some pretty twisted logic...

Hmmm...

Now it seem's to have gone quiet for a while, can I just ask if anybody out there has heard of the expression 'hoisting themselves by their own petard'?

If not, go look it up, I think you'll find it's very appropriate...

hoist this.
rob, can't you ban her from the site?

Misty, we dont need a lesson in cliches, we didnt all just fall off the back of the turnip truck here.....

But methinks its YOU has been hoisted on her own petard.....

But Misty, did you ever hear of the phrase "have a modicum of decorum"? Thats what you lack, you come in here, and you insult the host, and his friends, and you paint Americans as knuckledraggers...

So, next time, show some class, and spare us your CRITIQUE of us Americans. I am sure if any of us were to go to a BRIT blog, and began spouting off a list of what "some" Americans thought of you BRITISH SUBJECTS, we could expect a proper thrashing....

So....learn from this Misty....you wouldnt go into someones "home" and start telling them how much you dislike the carpet, the wallpaper, or their KIDS, would you? Nah, you probably would....

"stil NO-ONE has actually read what I said,"
Read my comment above. We care not what you say or think. Have a nice day!

I hate everything all of you have to say, yet I come back 10, 20 times a day. You people make me sick! White people suck! I can't help but come back day after day after day over and over and over and over and over...

I really need to commit suicide

I will send PJ (free of charge) a bag of rat poison and a spoon. That oughta get him started...

Last comment, I promise.
To all those really kind, tolerant, and above all 'civil' Americans out there that I have - over the last couple of days - made friends with, Thank you, and I hope we will remain freinds - whether it be via email or comments, and I would love to share a beer or whatever your favourite tipple is with you when I visit the US.
To the rest of you, when would you like me to kick the stool away?

MISTY, let me put these last thoughts (about you) in language you might understand...

Ah think it's fairly sad when the only place ye can think of tae come an post is somewhere that people will rip the pish oot ah ye. Even sadder, is that ye come and seek it oot. Ah feel a bit sorry for ye.

And that, my dear, is translated for me BY MY DEAREST friend in the world who lives in Scotland....(I told her what a BOOR her fellow subject was)

And she said, "Please MISTY, for the sake of the internet, STFU"

Ruth - Hud yer wheesht, Ye dinna cairn!

ya snotty wee scamp ye, comin' in here an stirrin fowk up....stoap bumpin yer gums ya bletherin auld choob....

Away an bile yer heid ya wee nincompoop, we're tryin tae get ye tae leave us in peace... an here ye go, stertin it up again..bastart!

Ruth, wow, I am seriously impressed by your knowledge of the old Scottish language! Kudos! Do you have Alba roots as well I? or are you just getting your friend to translate for you? If so, where abouts is your friend from?

MISTY...No Alba roots here. My grandparents (both sides) immigrated from Germany in the early early 1900's.

My friend in Scotland lives in Stirling in a small place called Bonnybridge.

I have come to learn quite a lot of the Scottish dialect, although speaking with her is a trip, as she sounds WORSE than Groundskeeper Willy from The Simpsons....very hard to understand.

And no, she isnt translating for me...

And now I expect Rob will skelp me arse for using his blog to answer you....awae an bile yer heid, ya wee barkit minker and fuck off back to the UK, bejesus...

Ruth, how lovely, I myself am half Teutonic, and the rest of my ancestors are Celtic :)
And just fyi, I can't fuck off back to the UK, I am already here!
As I said in the first instance, please check your facts before you go off ranting half-cocked.

Check my facts? The fact is, you are an arrogant, self righteous blethering obnoxious cow...and I will say it again, when you are posting comments on an American blog, you are in essence "inserting yourself" into Yankland, so once more, fuck off back to the UK "blogs" cuz eh hink yir a fuckin tosser pal. Yi hiv tae be acshully amusin oan occashun tae hing aboot in here. So eh dinnae see whaur yi kin claim yir gonnae be ony sortae addishun here except is anither balloon wis kin kick aroon. Yir jist a poash Farty Bumtin, wi aboot the sehm levil ae persnul conceit.

Jist fuck aff.

I just can't stay away from this blog! I'm totally addicted! Like SO addicted! I hate Americans and I HATE all of you, but I LOVE Acidman! I love him and worship him! I so can't leave this blog....
Ohhh, Acidman gets me SO totally horny! Oh, baby yes!
I will be back!

I am sorry Misty. I really don't wan't you to fuck off to the UK cuz it is time for me to fes up and face the facts. I am a lesbo queen and want you for myself. Please forgive me.

LOL, to whoever it was that posted the last two comments on mine and Ruths behalves, funny :)
Cheap shot, but funny!

"I will send PJ (free of charge) a bag of rat poison and a spoon. That oughta get him started..."

RUTH

Ruth,

That was an incredibly sadistic post to wish for my suicide, but I have yet to be surprised at some of the inhumane things said on this blog. You are definitely one of Acidbrains sociopathic followers.

PJ

To whoever left the comment on my behalf, can they please carry on for me as I've got to go out for a while?

PJ: I am not one of Rob's "sociopathic followers" Actually I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial, as for the bag of rat poison and the spoon, the offer still stands....YOU were the one who said you should commit suicide, I was merely trying to help you out. But if you are offended by strong language I suggest you stop being such a hypocritical wanker...and that goes double for your friend MISTY, who henceforth and in perpetuity, shall be referred to as the miserable mad cunt from the bastard shores of hell...

Hey Ruth, Only my friends call me that! Are you sure we haven't met somewhere? I thought I was the only person out there with that on their t-shirt...

I had a self-discovery today that I am completely clueless and I just wanted to say that I feel horrible for saying mean things about Misty and that I also wished PJ would commit suicide. I am just an ignorant, misguided, bloated, pathetic, coldhearted slutbucket and I realized just how sick I am in urging the death of another human being. I can only admit that I need some serious help.