Gut Rumbles

June 12, 2005

what the fuck?

A couple of wise-asses have enrolled me in a cat-lover's society, a kittie newsletter and some kind of PETA bullshit, and I receive emails from those organizations every day. I have a sneaking suspicion about who put me on the cat-list, but I'm not going to accuse joni with the red toenails of doing it unless I have irrefutable proof. But it sounds like something she would do just to fuck with me.

But someone else is really sinking low. I can handle the cat-stuff and the PETA crap, but this is just... really shitty.

Thank you for volunteering to help with's action campaigns. will update you on campaign initiatives by email. We expect email will be a crucial organizing tool in this effort, but we will do our best to respect your time and attention. You can unsubscribe yourself from the list at any time.

Okay, unsubscribe me NOW and let's just... move on. Bejus! I "volunteered" to support that limp-dicked, brain-dead, leftist-loving tool of George Soros? That's news to me.

Strange things happen on the internet.


So are you going to give us the juicy details what happened between you and Joni with the red toe nails?

Posted by: livey on June 12, 2005 10:23 PM

Look at the bright side, at least it wasn't Playgirl

Posted by: Sean on June 12, 2005 10:40 PM

Oh. I thought the 'MoveOn' Org. had something to do with your bowels!

Posted by: Bonita on June 12, 2005 11:04 PM

You could promise to kill a kitty for each unsolicited sign up.

Posted by: Mr. Blue on June 12, 2005 11:07 PM

It was probably "Leggy!"


Posted by: Gina on June 12, 2005 11:22 PM

It does have higher class than signing up the Navy Recruiting officer for Army, Marine Corps and AF junk mail...

Posted by: Nick on June 12, 2005 11:29 PM

Ha! You have to admit, that's a good one.

Posted by: Grand Fromage on June 12, 2005 11:46 PM

Maybe they thought you would enjoy knowing a convicted international criminal by the name of Soros, or is that soreass. Just joking, but I still can't figure out how that man is involved in so much stuff that is tax exempt or receiving grants of taxpayer money with a criminal record. Someone is letting him slip through the cracks. I guess there is still enough PC dim-ocrats in the government agencies to cover for him.

Posted by: scrapiron on June 13, 2005 12:21 AM

The moveon subscription was a shooting offense.

Posted by: StinKerr on June 13, 2005 12:55 AM

Damn, this is funny.

Posted by: JG22 on June 13, 2005 02:47 AM

That's funny LOL. Doesn't sound like Joni's style though...sounds more like something your real trolls would do.

Posted by: Chablis on June 13, 2005 05:11 AM

Acid may have believed he was going to get some pussy mags. Meow!

Posted by: Eric Atkinson on June 13, 2005 09:35 AM


Posted by: Maeve on June 13, 2005 09:39 AM

You shouldda kept the moveon subscription. It'll be good for AT LEAST 1-2 postings a week about their perverted look at the world. So-called mainstream democrats are starting to distance themselves from Howie Dean, but yu can count on the moveon bimbos to stick with him to the bitter, bitter end.

Posted by: Mr Jimm on June 13, 2005 10:35 AM

For those who don't know, the curmudgeon known as Acidman, once had a meaningful relationship with a cat. He even wrote about it on this blog. If you search the archive it might still be here.

Why don't you you repost it Rob. If you do, I'll try to educate JB and PJ. What say you?

Posted by: Ed on June 13, 2005 11:00 AM

I am laughing so hard I can't catch my breath right now. This could only happen to you Rob. Don't shit yourself over it.

Posted by: assrot on June 13, 2005 12:27 PM

Don't delete any of them, give them your mailing address. When Move on sends you something put it in the PETA envelope and mail it to them and on and on, especially the things that come with self addressed/stamped envelopes. Hell, send them all your credit card offers and other junk mail. Better than putting it in the trash.

Posted by: Scrapiron on June 13, 2005 04:42 PM

Nope, wasn't me. I've had too much other shit going on in my life to bother with paperwork just to piss you off. I thought I was doing a good enough job of that just leaving my droppings in your comment box!

It may be another Joanie, she of catbombing fame, but who am I to point a declawed paw at anyone else? Phffttt!

(If I were wont to convert you to anything, Rob, it would be to the COS. read their Rules of the Earth. Tell me there isn't some sound advice there.

Later! I'm sure you'll be busy blogging about the latest "white man" acquitted in America today.... [/snark]

Posted by: Joni on June 13, 2005 05:36 PM
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