Gut Rumbles

June 07, 2005

i'm not dead

My internet connection has spazzed on me all day long, and I really didn't feel like writing anything. No... I take that back. I was out killing cats all day and it took a while for me to dig a mass grave to plant all those "cute" little fuckers.

Then, I had to clean my gun and take a nice long nap. After that, I had to make a list of my most intelligent commenters--- JB topped that list. He says the same thing over and over again, in damn near EVERY comment he makes, no matter WHAT I post about, and I admire such pig-headed tenacity. Ain't no clue-bat EVER gonna change his mind.

Assrot sometimes writes as if he has a brain, but it's kinda hit-or-miss with him. PJ is just a dork. And I don't know where that asshole Dave came from with his snooty remark that D-Day was no big deal in WWII. Fucking idiot.

But that's why I have open comments and seldom censor anybody on my site. You get the good, the bad and the ugly.


I didnt make the TOP TEN (of commenters)

I'm disappointed....

Posted by: Ruth on June 7, 2005 05:07 PM

I hope you didn't forget to put lime ontop of the cats.

Posted by: chaos on June 7, 2005 05:33 PM

So, the rumors of your demise were greatly exagerated?

Posted by: GUYK on June 7, 2005 05:55 PM

Apparently we get the vapors when you don't post for 12 hours in a row LOL.

Posted by: Chablis on June 7, 2005 08:33 PM

I know I haven't commented a lot lately, but can you give me a, "He oughta be dragged out and shot", for old times' sake?

Posted by: Larry on June 7, 2005 09:17 PM

ROFLMAO! You crack me up old man!

Posted by: Maeve on June 8, 2005 12:50 AM

May the great "Clue-Bat" visit everyone..

The mindless dribbles pretending to be intelliigent commentary here, is beyond the pale of, well, intelligence. I challenge any and all to a factual exchange . . . and I get the usual playground taunts and threats. Gee. . . Impressive.

It just appears most are bankrupt when it comes to proving their own words.

There was a day and time when an American said "prove it" and it meant something. Anymore, one must deal with graduates of The Ebonics of the Brain University.

But as long as they voted for the right person to control their life.

W did coke, Clinton got blowjobs. All politics aside, now. If you had to choose between the man making the better decisions . . . Who would you vote for?

Y'all would actually choose one over the other to tell you how to live. Me?

Both are idiots, and voting is even more idiotic. Why vote to have someone else tell you how to live? Explain that to me in rational form!

Why? We, constitutionally, are supposed to vote for those who will do what we, the people, decide.

And folks get pissed at me for saying so . . .

Go figure. But don't worry, sports fans--Rob will rush to your rescue with something/anything that will seem to protect you from my barbs. Pablum for the portals to the brain. Democrats are particularly adept at that, but it seems the Elephants are gaining ground quickly.

Whenever I wonder what is wrong with my country--once a bastion of freedom but now a defender of those who excuse kings and princes ruling them, albeit by the name "Secretary of Whatever"-- I can always count on the comments at this site.

We have what Washington feared--the Imperial Presidency. And most defend it.

You folks wouldn't know freedom if it mule-kicked you up side of your head!

But I have to admit it is fun pulling your chain . . .


Posted by: jb on June 8, 2005 01:40 AM

Did you skin said cats first?

And HEY we want an update on the blackberry concoction of DOOM.

Posted by: Cythen on June 8, 2005 02:11 AM

JB, The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.MURRY

Posted by: murry on June 8, 2005 05:19 AM

Nice to know I'm second on your list of most intelligent commentors. With only half a brain, its hard to reach the top. Did you make any cat stew yesterday? I hear it works wonders for a hangover.

Posted by: assrot on June 8, 2005 07:54 AM

JB, I alwaysbeliebed that the country is a republic and we elected our leaders to make decisions that would be in the best interests of the country as well as constituents. When we don't like their decisions we vote the bums out and put a new bum in. Called revolution at the polling booth. Beats hell out of dodging bullets. Been there and done that and really prefer vorting.

Posted by: GUYK on June 8, 2005 09:35 AM

I always thought PJ and JB were one and the same! Now I learn there's more than one village idiot!

Posted by: Ed on June 8, 2005 09:44 AM

Once again, JB displays his complete inability to write a comment shorter than the post he's commenting on. When I open comments and see one a full page long, I don't bother to read it, because I know that it's JB masturbating again.

That shit gets old after a while.

Posted by: Acidman on June 8, 2005 10:28 AM

People who use too many words to express their point only do so because you make them feel inferior.

Posted by: livey on June 8, 2005 12:41 PM

Alright JB, I understand how you feel concerning America's slide into comfortable despotism, as I've commented about it several times on this blog. Might I offer this conclusion: everything, including states of society and government, does not last and is prone to eventually change and decay. We've had 200 years to climb in and out of various eras where many recall things being better, while some others recall things being worse. Some might say we're in the process of passing from the maturity stage into the decline stage.

Reflect on the condition of the southern border, that we import more than we export, that in exchange for apparent economic prosperity, were selling jobs overseas, forcing the enstupidiation of our children with pathetic public schools, promoting domestic policies that our ancestors of 40 years ago would have thought laughable at best, insane at worst, and, among other things, trying to free the resto of the world when we can't even free ourselves.

Best as I can tell, this has little to do with individual Presidents; they're little more than the window dressing for the prophet's predictions.

Oh shit, I couldn't make a point in less than ten words! I must be a moonbat!

Posted by: JG22 on June 8, 2005 05:29 PM

JB, dribble is what you do with a basketball. Drivel is the word you're searching wait! I'm sure you've found it.

Posted by: Larry on June 8, 2005 09:57 PM
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