Gut Rumbles

June 05, 2005

how can I help?

He didn't tell me NOT to post this email, so I'm gonna do it. Besides, I think he has a damn fine idea.

Rob, You are invited to join me for some serious desecration. I'm not talked pussy-ass desecration like Newsweek or NYT or Amnesty International style desecration. I'm talkin the real shit desecration. After all my video camera batteries are fully charged, I'm gonna go buy me the finest copy of the Koran that they have at Barnes and Noble. When I get it home I'm gonna tear a handfull of pages out of it (more about that later). Then I'm gonna plop the rest of it down in a nice big fresh pile of wet German Shepherd dogshit, openfaced. Then I'm gonna piss all over it. Then I'm gonna pour a can of shitty beer (like Coors) all over it. Then, with the camera running in closeup mode, I'm gonna shit right on the open book. I'm gonna wipe my ass with the pages I tore out of it earlier. I'm gonna pour about a quart of old bacon grease all over it. Then I'm gonna torch it. If I get good video of the whole thing, I'm gonna post it on the Internet. Do you think that will get their attention? Fuck 'em. Scum bag barbarians all. -Chip Gill

My only question is... can I piss on it, too? Before you light the bacon grease?


I love it! If he does this AND puts it on the internet too, his nuts are maybe twice the size of Michelle Moore's Ass.

.......reaching for my flak vest

Posted by: James Hooker on June 5, 2005 02:19 AM

Watch out, if any Jumpin' Jihadis actually see that, this guy better have a gun handy. Remember what they did to Peter Van Gough when he made that movie in Holland that condemned them for treating their women like shit.

Posted by: JG22 on June 5, 2005 02:31 AM

Naaahh, put a frame around it and call it "Piss-Quaran". The MSM will lap it up, yeah, right...

Posted by: emdfl on June 5, 2005 04:07 AM

I prefer to desecrate the bodies of the terrorists.

Like this

Posted by: Ciggy on June 5, 2005 04:20 AM

Yup. It is a death worshipping cult. Perhaps an Allbright military waco assault on it is in order.

How can you build a world religion around a leader who was a bandit and a paedophile for chrissakes?

Posted by: niconoclast on June 5, 2005 04:56 AM

Excellent idea. Only one suggestion, let a few pigs root around on it before you torch it.

Posted by: robert in england on June 5, 2005 06:07 AM

I thought it would be fun to see ballistic comparisons with the Koran as the medium.

"And here's the result of a .357 magnum hp dipped in bacon fat upon the Koran..."

Posted by: Mr. Blue on June 5, 2005 07:47 AM

That sounds like a fine idea. As a matter of fact I would like to offer to donate my koran which was liberated from a mosque during GW1 (and is VERY nice) for the desecration provided the footage is going to be available on the 'net.


Posted by: Steve on June 5, 2005 09:17 AM

I'll worry about disrespect for religion when the religious freely offer respect to non-believers.

The whole concept of desecration and sacrilege is manipulative bullshit by which believers privilege themselves. It's petty, childish, and no, it's not profound.

Posted by: Brett on June 5, 2005 09:26 AM

Ciggy...that is one crazy link. Amazing.

As for desecrating the Koran, does it matter? It's a paegan religion to begin with.

Posted by: The Mayor on June 5, 2005 09:46 AM

I use my copy as a foot-rest. :)

Posted by: Kathy K on June 5, 2005 10:31 AM

Islam is pagan? Better go back to comparative religions 101, Mayor. There is a reason they call it a "judeo-somethingortheother" religion.

As for "desecrating" their holy book? Go for it. They desecrate liberty on a daily basis. What's that old saying about earning respect?

Posted by: Nick Wright on June 5, 2005 11:07 AM

You're right, Brett, but there's also this: isn't enforcing religious rules of sacrilege or apostasy unconstitutional? Seems to me that even giving a reprimand to one GI at Gitmo would violate the Establishment Clause, since only an established religion can have it's rules enforced by civil (or military) authority.

Where's the ACLU on this? They should be jumping all over this attempt by the MSM and the dhimmi-lovers to establish protection for the Koran. If rules were written the same way mandating "respect" for the Bible, you can bet that the ACLU would be there in a New York minute.

Posted by: Rivrdog on June 5, 2005 11:10 AM

Hmm. Let me know how absorbent they are when the pissing begins, I could use a few to sop up the inevitable oil spills in the garage when changing filters.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on June 5, 2005 11:12 AM

Hey, hey, what do you mean "shitty beer"?

Posted by: MM on June 5, 2005 12:39 PM


Don't forget to add a bloody tampon to the mix.

Even better....make sure it's from a Jewish lady.

Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim on June 5, 2005 12:42 PM

Hee hee and you guys can wear this shirt while doing it...

Posted by: Cythen on June 5, 2005 01:21 PM

I got a vision of "Office Space" from this. 3 guy standing around doing what everyone else would love to do on a daily basis. ;)

Cythen, that t-shirt is terrible. And I laughed. Oh well, fuck'em

Posted by: Alli on June 5, 2005 03:22 PM

How about some used tampons to throw on the thing too???

Posted by: Maeve on June 5, 2005 05:39 PM

Hmmm. All good and worthy suggestions: But if you take some pages from the Koran, stuff them in Michael Moore's shorts for a week (This covers the pig angle) while he is locked in a small closet with only twelve cases of all-beef chili and no sanitary facilities . . . that would amuse me immensely. And yes, sorry, Coors sucks. Tastes like water, yuppies love it, and they are heavy democrat supporters.

Posted by: Mahone Dunbar on June 5, 2005 07:25 PM

Don't do this. Have some other nationality piss on the Koran and wipe their ass with it. It's not good enough to wipe American asses.

Posted by: Cappy on June 5, 2005 08:52 PM

Just keep in mind that your enemy is your best teacher...

Posted by: Bonita on June 5, 2005 11:53 PM

Don't forget to send a copy of the video to Al Jazeera. Maybe it will bring all the worthless sand niggers out of the woodworks so the US soldiers can fuckin' drag them off and shoot them. Maybe then we will finally be done with them.

Posted by: assrot on June 6, 2005 09:26 AM

I have this sudden image in my head of Aretha Franklin singing "R-E-S-P-E-C....Aw shit.... forget it...."

Posted by: Strider on June 6, 2005 07:56 PM

Do it Chip! By God, I'll watch it! Probably buy a copy! Very damn good idea!. MURRY

Posted by: murry on June 7, 2005 02:59 AM

Say, shouldn't you guys be applying to get an NEA grant for this?

This is definitely some groundbreaking art I'd be interested in viewing. I hear Brooklyn's museum is real big on works manipulating religious imagery, maybe they'd give you an exhibit......

Posted by: 2BrixShy on June 9, 2005 09:51 AM
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