Gut Rumbles

June 04, 2005

bullshit artist

I read Fear of Flying back sometime in my college days and I was very UNIMPRESSED by both the book and it's author. Of course, that was back in the early 1970s and any woman who had the bodacity to talk about licking her lover's balls became an overnight celebrity.

Wimmen had been licking balls for a long time before Erica Jong wrote about it. After seeing her in person, I made an instant decision: I didn't want that ugly-assed bitch anywhere around MY balls. Erica is NOT an attractive woman and she came across as a complete land-shark to me.

I believe that I was correct in my first assessment of her. I should have been born a woman. Combine my ego with a pussy and I could be dangerous.

I could flap two sets of lips at the same time.


Acidman said: "I should have been born a woman."

Are you saying you have an urge to lick balls? Just asking.

Posted by: The Wizard on June 4, 2005 06:47 PM

The man said he played a guitar, not a skin flute.

Posted by: GUYK on June 4, 2005 06:56 PM

Wimmen have two sets of lips so they can piss and moan at the same time.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on June 4, 2005 09:29 PM

damit Gut....look on the bright side. How many wimmin these days URGE her fellow cunts to lick balls. If I remember, it feels damn good. Usually nobody loses an eye if it's done right. So what if she's got a face like a bucket of worms...when the lights are out, she can be any damn body I want!

Blow me!

.......reaching for my lightswitch now.

Posted by: James Hooker on June 4, 2005 09:54 PM

You're already dangerous, A-man.

A blog, some unshakable principals and the willingness to expound make you dangerous to some folks and an asset to others.

Posted by: StinKerr on June 5, 2005 12:56 AM

You are nuts. :::laughs at own joke:::

Someone on the internet said that Erica Jong looked like Teresa Heinz without the botox.


Posted by: Juliette on June 5, 2005 07:52 PM
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