Gut Rumbles

May 27, 2005

southern advice

Here’s some Southerly advice that may come in handy down the road apiece… Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with ‘em.

Heh. I'm surprised that I never thought of that one before. You not only get a ride home, but you have a hot pizza to pass out face-down into when you arrive. That surely beats spending the night in jail.

Just Damn! this guy is a lot smarter than he looks, which is something that could be said about most Southerners.


I represent that remark!

Posted by: GUYK on May 27, 2005 04:54 PM

Also, when he's giving you a ride home, take him the wrong way. Then you're over the 30 minutes or free ride free pie.

Posted by: The Mayor on May 27, 2005 06:22 PM

THAT is some damn good advice!!!

Posted by: Maeve on May 27, 2005 06:43 PM

One year I rolled my van in the ditch after hitting a patch of ice. After the tow truck came and went a little old lady gave me a ride to the bank in town. I had a doctors appt and it was way too cold to walk so I walked across the street to a car dealer and told them I wanted to test drive a new car. I took that car to the doctors appt, did a bunch of errands then returned the car and thanked them. They asked if I was interested in the car and I simply told them I was going to look around more first. They never knew.

Posted by: livey on May 27, 2005 07:10 PM
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