Gut Rumbles

May 17, 2005


My aching ass! What is it about Hollywood celebrities that makes them incapable of finishing a complete sentence without saying "y'know?" I've watched several of them over the past few days as they were interviewed without a script to read and almost EVERY ONE sounded like some ditzy-headed Valley Girl--- even the GUYS.

Typical conversation:

"Well, y'know... it was really great to work with such a great, y'know... RESPECTED director and he, y'know, kinda brought out the BEST in the cast, y'know? I was trying to imagine my character, y'know, and I just FELT that she should be, y'know, strong but... y'know VULNERABLE at the same time. Y'know? When I saw the first rushes, y'know, I kinda felt that I had the character down pat, y'know?"

I listen to those babbling moonbats and I want to reach through the television screen and choke 'em like a chicken for pure inarticulateness.



Sure do,



Posted by: Terry on May 17, 2005 03:16 PM

It's because they are all complete cunts.

Posted by: Twenty Major on May 17, 2005 03:36 PM

Hey. Let's not be choking any chickens now. At least not in public.

Posted by: assrot on May 17, 2005 03:50 PM

Maybe, you know, because almost all of them are valley girl airheads,you know

Posted by: GUYK on May 17, 2005 03:56 PM

That doesn't bother me as much as the fact that half of the people running this country can't pronounce the word "nuclear."

They say "nuke-you-ler" and it drives me nuts.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on May 17, 2005 04:14 PM

"Maybe, you know, because almost all of them are valley girl airheads,you know"

Even the boys...

Posted by: Twenty Major on May 17, 2005 04:34 PM

No script, no eloquence.

Posted by: Brett on May 17, 2005 05:10 PM

Hell, with script, no eloquence or elegance

Posted by: GUYK on May 17, 2005 05:43 PM

Y'know....that doesn't really bother me as much as the damn media using the stupid phrase:


I scream back at the TV "I WILL NOT".

Now every one of ya'll reading this got my pet peeve, if you will.


Posted by: Maggie on May 17, 2005 06:48 PM

How any single one of these morons could be more important to the nation than someone like First Sergeant Brad Kasal boggles my mind, and yet they are; I had to go to the Internet to hear of Kasal's heroic actions, because everyone else was obsessed with some rich slut and her fag-ass boyfriend who probably couldn't act his way out of an empty room with an unlocked door.

Posted by: JG22 on May 17, 2005 07:28 PM

Now these people have their own blog - that Huffington thing. We'll be treated to creative writing by people who couldn't ad lib a belch after a Hungarian dinner.

Posted by: Ernie G on May 17, 2005 09:37 PM

Hollywood has long disgusted me. I wouldn't care a whit if that shit hole was cut off from the rest of the country like the malignant tumor it is.

Survivor, American Idol et al are the manifestation of an idle society. America has been "dumbed down" in the last 25 years.

Witness the Social Security polls. Most people have NO fucking idea how Social Security works. The media spins Dubya's privitazation plan as evil and the public responds by stating negativity towards privatization. They are too stupid and enamored of Paula Abdul to realize SS is THEIR fucking money. Not the gubmints. Theirs.


Posted by: rightisright on May 17, 2005 10:53 PM

And the movies; JESUS CHRIST. In the past seven years, EVERY major motion picture I've gone to has either been one of the stupidest monuments to toilet humor I've ever seen, one of the most disgustingly violent monuments to sadism I've ever seen, or some stupid-ass run-of-the-mill production that tries to be serious, but ends up being more predictable and cliched than a Bond flick. If they've actually produced something worth watching in the past decade or so, I haven't seen it. Maybe it's because there are so many bad flicks, they actually end up camouflaging the good ones.

Posted by: JG22 on May 18, 2005 04:10 PM

My expectations of Hollywood and its mental midget denizens are profoundly low. I'm therefore rarely disappointed.

Posted by: Lippy on May 19, 2005 07:49 AM
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