Gut Rumbles

May 16, 2005

more on names

At the risk of being branded a "racist" (again), I am going to relate a true story about I guy I worked with years ago. He was a big strapping black fellow who became highly irate when people at the plant started calling him "Goodhead."

I am not black, so I can't speak from personal experience, but I have heard black men proclaim loud and long about how they NEVER perform oral sex on a woman. "I DON'T EAT PUSSY!!!" That seems to be some kind of Black Pride thing that I never understood. I've never minded pleasing a woman any way she wanted it.

But "Goodhead" evidently strayed from the proper path and some woman announced in a club one night, "There's (whatever his name was)! I LOVE him! He sure does give good head!"

A lot of people in the club worked in the plant and the word spread like wildfire. "Goodhead" became his new nickname and it pissed him off to a fare-thee-well. The more people called him by that name the more pissed off he became and he finally ended up shooting somebody in a bar on a Saturday night. (He didn't kill the guy. He shot him in the balls.) While he was out on bail over that incident, someone walked up to him and shot him five times in the groin.

I don't know what happened to him after that, but he never worked for me again.

I never understood his anger. As for myself, I would LOVE to have the nickname "Goodhead" among the ladies, especially if I walked into a bar and a satisfied customer announced it to every other female in the place. I'd strut like a bantam rooster. I'd ask them to stand in line and sample my wares.

But that's just me. I don't understand Black Culture.


His name was Arthur

Posted by: catfish on May 16, 2005 02:10 PM

I don't understand it either. A black man once told me that he believes in "Get all you can and fuck everybody that gets in the way." He told me that's the way all black men think. Go figure. Seems to me that anyone could have a pretty good life in America if they wanted to. So why are so many of them on the corner selling crack and making 50 bastard children? Why are they so good at fucking themselves and blaming it on racism? If you ever figure them out, write a book. You'll make millions.

Posted by: assrot on May 16, 2005 02:13 PM

yes and deed it was. He was shot between the legs at a later date and he could not get a hard on anymore, so he started eating pussy cause he had a dead dick, the girls all called him goodhead, he would get pissed, Cat

Posted by: catfish on May 16, 2005 03:37 PM
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