Gut Rumbles

May 09, 2005

happens every day

Here is another example of how expensive free pussy can be. Can you say the word "gold-digger?" Good. I knew you could.

The child support judgment, signed April 29 by Fulton Superior Court Judge Cynthia D. Wright, orders Gary to pay $28,000 per month -- for 16 years -- to an Atlanta woman who bore him twins after their brief romantic relationship five years ago. Gary agreed to pay $175,000 for "support and maintenance of the children" and for a down payment on a home in Georgia for the mother and twins. He is also obligated to pay for the children's medical, dental and hospitalization insurance, maintain life insurance and prepay college tuition for the twins.

The total amount of Gary's obligations is about $6 million, according to Jay D. Bennett, a partner at Alston & Bird, who initially handled the case for the plaintiff and drafted the settlement agreement later adopted by Wright. The agreement also calls for Gary to pay $30,000 to Alston & Bird to cover attorney fees.

I don't care how much money the guy has. This judgment is insane. But that's how it goes in Georgia if you're a man walking into domestic court. Gotta dick? That's all we need to know. You're going to pay the bitch. And you're going to pay her a LOT.

I love some of the comments I get from people who have never been there and experienced such "justice." They are absolutely clueless, but they ALL have very strong opinions about an issue they don't understand at all. I'll also wager that these people vote Democrat.

I want to give all you young men some good advice: be careful where you stick your dick. What did Jim Croce say? "Ten short minutes of lovin' cost me twenty long years in jail." It happens.

It can happen to YOU, too. There ain't no such thing as free pussy.


At the very least, it's somewhat comforting to know that this guy who got totally fucked by this particular court, made his millions by using the courts to totally fuck other people out of some serious money. There's a little poetic justice there.

Posted by: Sticky B on May 9, 2005 12:56 PM

Heinlein gave us TANSTAAFL,
Acidman gives us TANSTAFP.

Both are true as hell.

Posted by: Graumagus on May 9, 2005 01:23 PM picked the wrong dirtbag to make your point with.

Posted by: Robert on May 9, 2005 01:48 PM

maybe so... but the point remains valid.

Posted by: Acidman on May 9, 2005 03:50 PM

I don't care how much money this dirtbag has, nor how he made that money.

$28,000 A MONTH is clinically in-fucking-sane. People, that's $336,000 A YEAR.

For two kids. This bitch can hire an EXTREMELY good nanny for $50K/year and live off the other $286,000.

That's bullshit no matter WHAT the guy does or did for a living.

Posted by: Jay G on May 9, 2005 03:58 PM

Jumbo Shrimp.

Semi-Boneless Ham.

Free Pussy.

Posted by: Elisson on May 9, 2005 04:48 PM

I can imagine the quandary Acidman was in. Should he smirk and guffaw because a lawyer (I'm sure Rob has a vew other epithets to insert here) "got the shaft" instead of the other way around.

Or does this ruling hit a bit too close to home in that anyone with a fat enough wallet and a determined ex-spouse (and an equally determined lawyer) is left with barely enough change in his pocket to catch a bus home. (Oh, don't go there. She got his HOUSE, too!)

As I've often said, it's a legal system; it's far, far from a justice system.

Posted by: Joni on May 9, 2005 08:22 PM

That's why prostitution should be legalized.

As Charlie Sheen said, you don't pay the hookers to fuck you. You pay them to LEAVE.

Posted by: rightisright on May 9, 2005 09:01 PM

I guess the most expensive sex in the world begins with, from the girl,"Honey, I love you." Even if she means it at the time.

Hiring a woman is just SO much more sensible. And you can get a wide variety.

Posted by: joel on May 9, 2005 09:58 PM

Aaack, I just finished watching "From Dusk Til Dawn" on cable TV and, Joel, the spiel of Cheech Marin's character at the door of the "Titty Twister" is priceless and it popped into my head when I read your post!

(Go to and look up the memorable quotes; you'll definitely be able to find the one I'm talking about!)

Posted by: Joni on May 9, 2005 11:28 PM

See, this is the perfect reason for male birth control.

Men, you're stuck with hoping she's telling the truth when she says "I've had a tubal" or "I'm on the pill/shot/cream/patch/sponge".

I say men should have chemical based birth control too!! That way you KNOW you won't knock someone up until YOU are ready to do so. Think of the relaxation! A shot every three months, or a pill a day... and no hoebag coming back trying to sue your ass for paternity because she didn't swallow.

You all know of the story of which I speak. If you don't, put "judge semen gift" into a yahoo search. You'll find it.

Posted by: Cythen on May 10, 2005 02:07 AM

There is no such thing as free dick, either.

If you live in a shared property state, the minute you marry them, they're entitled to half of everything you have.

It's not enuf to be careful where you go sexually, but no one ought to get married wtihout a pre-nup.

A chick who learned the hard way...

Posted by: taichee on May 10, 2005 09:16 AM
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