Gut Rumbles

May 03, 2005

rub me, baby!

I haven't been to a strip club in about four years now, but I DID frequent them in the past. I like looking at nekkid wimmen. I've been known to stuff a few dollars down a garter on a nekkid woman's leg, too. But I've never paid for a "lap dance."

I never saw the value in it--- for the kind of prices the girls ask, I should get more than a tease in MY humble opinion--- but if I wanted one, I damn sure wouldn't charge it on a credit card. If you can't pay cash, you've got no business being there anyway.

Plus, these happy-assed bastards are about to cause a lot of collateral damage in their selfish quest for a buck.

A lawyer for Meekey and Fulmer said the lawsuit may be made a class-action.

That could mean notifying a lot of other men who used credit cards to pay for lap dances in recent years.

And that might not go over very well in some households.

Yeah. Explain that charge to your wife when you were supposed to be in Texas on a business trip. She's gonna smell monkey business and your ass is up shit creek. These guys are breaking the man-code for this kind of thing. What you do in a strip club STAYS in the strip club. You DO NOT hire a fucking lawyer and air everybody's dirty laundry in the quest for a fast and easy dollar.

Those two pricks need to be dragged off and shot. ALONG with their lawyer.


Makes one wonder how many Lap Dances did they get to worry about an extra $5.00 a Pop??????????????????

Posted by: Mark -- on May 3, 2005 11:33 AM

As a member in good standing of the Sticky Brass Pole Appreciaition Society of America, I demand that these idiots be executed before they can do any more harm to men everywhere.

Not only do they deserve a boot to the head for that lawsuit shit, they should get a damn clue: NEVER charge anything at a tittie bar or massage parlor!!

No paper trail=no divorce. It goes hand in hand with "Never let your married buddies get a souvineer photo with a stripper"

Posted by: Graumagus on May 3, 2005 12:16 PM

I don't get it .... how do you "charge a lap dance to your credit card"? Swipe it through the crack? Punch in your PIN # on her nipples?

Posted by: Max on May 3, 2005 12:35 PM

It sounds to me like some of them only charged their bar bill and the joints socked them with extra charges just for using their cards.

Posted by: Ernie G on May 3, 2005 01:07 PM

"Will that be paper or plastic?"


Posted by: McGehee on May 3, 2005 01:29 PM

A good pre-marriage test is whether the wife-to-be actually gets pissed if you go to gogo bars.

A good woman won't mind at all. A great woman will even go with you once in a while.

Posted by: rightisright on May 3, 2005 02:56 PM

Feh, maroons all around.

I used to live in Doraville and we had a local establishment there called the Oasis.
It was OK as far as tittybars go, not the Gold Club but a few steps up from Roosters. I learned real fast that the money I took into those places was NOT gonna stay in my wallet so I usually set a limit and took in cash, my DL and no plastic. Worked out real well, I got a few beers, watched the babes, ran out of leg money, left happy and cashless.

Posted by: Gmac on May 3, 2005 02:59 PM

RightIsRight has got that right.

Posted by: Arcs on May 3, 2005 03:27 PM

Damn fools. They've sold out their buddies and men everywhere, and they deserve the frigid hell that will become their life. They'd probably take their credit cards to the casino too and then bitch about losing money.

You don't break the code.

Posted by: tincanman on May 3, 2005 03:44 PM


Agree with you, Rob. I decided a long time ago that if I'm going to have a pretty lady wiggling in my lap, it'll be because she WANTS to be there, not as part of a business transaction.

Posted by: Mark on May 3, 2005 04:28 PM

"A good pre-marriage test is whether the wife-to-be actually gets pissed if you go to gogo bars."

I went to a strip club with a boyfriend once. Do you know why I did and do you know why it didn't bother me?

Because I knew that I didn't love him.

Posted by: Grace on May 3, 2005 06:15 PM


Good test. My wife didn't mind me going back when we first got married but once we had our first child I decided not to go anymore. Here in South GA they decided to pass a law stating that the women can't be nude anyway (pasties and a g-string). I haven't been in about 8 years and I can't say that I've missed it.

Great advice here though. Take cash and DL and leave when/if the cash runs out. The first rule of stripping is that the strippers sole job is to seperate you from your money and most are really good at it, and that is there only job.

Posted by: Leuthen on May 3, 2005 08:49 PM
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