Gut Rumbles

May 02, 2005

i love her even more now

Some people are upset with Laura Bush's speech at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner. I'm not. I thought it was a hum-dinger, perfectly in tune with the mood of the evening.

I believe that Laura is a sexy woman, and I know damn good and well that she's no dummy. The fact that she's a pretty good stand-up comic is just another feather in her cap to me.

What offended people? She was too "risque," according to some critics. Those blue-nosed Puritans need to get a life (or else be dragged off and shot). I didn't think the routine was particularly earthy but I DID like the fact that the First Lady pushed the envelope a little. THAT'S what I call a fiesty woman.

"One night, after George went to bed, Lynne Cheney, [Secretary of State] Condi Rice, [Bush adviser] Karen Hughes and I went to Chippendales," she said, referring to a strip club where women tuck cash into male dancers' skimpy thongs. "I wouldn't even mention it except [Supreme Court Justices] Ruth Ginsberg and Sandra Day O'Connor saw us there. I won't tell you what happened, but Lynne's Secret Service code name is now 'Dollar Bill.' "

Heh. That's a good joke because everybody knows it's a whopping lie. Can you imagine the same lines coming from Hillary Clinton when Bill was President? Not so funny. Too close to the truth.

I don't give a damn what the naysayers think. I like Laura Bush.


I like her too, of course they'll attempt character assassination and smears, the best part is her humor didn't originate from from experience in the ........gutter.

Posted by: Jack on May 2, 2005 12:18 PM

The First Lady was awesome. And she is very hot!!! Sophisticated and sexy. And that drawl seals the deal for this this Yankee!!!!

Another thing, all the bedwetting liberals in the Hollyweird crowd can never come up with anything as funny. Kudos to her writers.

Posted by: Raving Republican on May 2, 2005 12:24 PM

she is one first-class lady-unlike the slimy hillary

Posted by: mikeymom on May 2, 2005 12:24 PM

Of course, she was (obviously) reading those lines from a prompter ... someone else wrote the jokes, but nonetheless, she delivered them and that's cool ... tempers the dialog.

Posted by: Max on May 2, 2005 12:34 PM

Ms. Bush is completely awesome. Her roast of her husband was very funny (even if she didn't write it herself) and pointed. I love this woman.

Can you imagine if we had that witch Heinz-Kerry in her place? She is the prime reason her husband didn't get elected.

Posted by: Florida Bill on May 2, 2005 12:44 PM

I love her. I think she is a very sexy woman. A very good speaker also, Cat

Posted by: catfish on May 2, 2005 12:48 PM

Laura Bush just absolutely rules in my book. An iron maiden with a brain and a sense of decency and a good sense of fun. I bet she was a wildcat in her day. You have to watch those quiet libriarian types.

Posted by: Mamamontezz on May 2, 2005 02:53 PM

So whoopi, chevi and to many more to remember can't come up with anything but vulgar, distastful vaginal references for the Prez. But Laura can roast him pretty damn good and without lowering herself to vulgarity. GOOD ON HER.

Posted by: gravdigr on May 2, 2005 04:03 PM

She does a great job of being like Nancy Reagan, all while her husband caves into bipartisanship like a sack of shit. I'm sorry, but I am NOT voting for your ass if, in this day and age, you mention the terms "United Nations" and "important" in the same sentence. That's one of my rules.

Posted by: JG22 on May 2, 2005 04:53 PM

She a hot shit. GEB is a lucky man.

Posted by: Yarbz on May 2, 2005 08:35 PM

Oh, JG, don't be the t*rd in the punchbowl in these lovely comments about Laura.

Laura is the magnolia in the punchbowl.

(If that didn't make sense, sorry, it's late)

Posted by: Grace on May 3, 2005 01:25 AM

Alright, let me reform and simplify my statement: It pisses me off that the Reagan Wannabees have found enough time to fuck around with toilet humor and cheap vaudville on national television, but haven't found enough time to defend Lt. Ilario Pantano of the United States Marine Corps from the murder charges that have been slapped on him.

Now, in the face of this, doesn't their behavior seem just a little ignorant and stupid, or am I the only pissed-off motherfucker who cares anymore?

Posted by: JG22 on May 3, 2005 02:48 AM

Laura was the hit of the show. The people that are complaining are the same ones that said Janet Jackson's nipplegate wasn't offensive. Oh those liberals!!

Posted by: Cee Cee on May 3, 2005 09:52 AM
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