Gut Rumbles
 

April 30, 2005

the mother instinct

Men get the bad reputations, but wimmen do the killing. Let them get into a hormonal uproar and they are capable of anything.

How anyone could stab her own children to death is beyond my comprehension, but it probably made perfectly good sense to her at the time. A lot of wimmen think that way. Their minds are strange places.

I'll be called a sexist bastard for saying this, but sometimes the truth hurts. ALL wimmen are crazy. The difference between wimmen is only a matter of degree. Just HOW CRAZY is this one? It's never a question of IF--- only How Much. They see things that aren't there, start reading between the lines and figure out things that are totally off-base.

To them, these flights of fantasy are FACTS, etched in stone. And they end up killing their children as a result. I've never met a woman in my life who actually had all her shit in one sock. They may look good on the surface, but there is a pile of writhing snakes underneath the veneer.

Don't ever forget that fact.

Comments

And what about men?

Who approvingly send their sons to fight unconstitutional wars and die? Dead is dead is dead, in the end.

Worse yet, men who have never known war, sending others to fight war for them? You bitch about politicians who can't see past their next campaign contribution, but we trust them to send our kids off to war with a regularity that would make Ex-Lax jealous.

Must be those narcotics I am taking.

Sheeples come in every political stripe.

Posted by: jb on April 30, 2005 11:30 AM

Talk about a LEAP, and a STRETCH, JB...

Last I knew we had an ALL VOLUNTEER military.

How that translates into the same as a nutty bitch stabbing her children to death is beyond me..

Posted by: Ruth on April 30, 2005 11:36 AM

Ruth

Yes, it is beyond you.

Posted by: jb on April 30, 2005 11:51 AM

Yes, your line of reasoning is beyond me, because I cant seem to find my MORON to English translator...

That would be YOU speaking MORONESE of course, and me being fluent in English.

Once again, a crazy bitch who stabs her children has ZERO to do with casualties in an ALL VOLUNTEER military. What part of that dont you understand JB?

Posted by: Ruth on April 30, 2005 11:56 AM

Ruth

Gut has limited me to 300 words, so I will focus on two in his post . . .

Truth, and killing.

Crazy government or crazy man or women . . .

Death is the singular result--whether volunteered or not.

And rest assured--we will soon have a draft again, so everyone gets to sacrifice their children to the altar of hegemony equally.

That's the American way. :-)

Posted by: jb on April 30, 2005 12:05 PM

I'll readily admit we females are batshit insane.

It's how well we hide it that is the true sport. :D

Posted by: Cythen on April 30, 2005 12:13 PM

Nicely done, Ruth.

Posted by: Bane on April 30, 2005 12:20 PM

JB should have been born a woman. His mind works that way.

Posted by: Acidman on April 30, 2005 12:34 PM

I may resemble that remark.....but just go put your red hat on. I'm no crazier than you, Acid.

Posted by: Maggie on April 30, 2005 12:49 PM

I do think Acidman's ongoing point, that the intuitive often mistake their intuitions for facts, cannot be gainsaid.

Posted by: Brett on April 30, 2005 01:10 PM

Ruth, JB is an attention whore who has been screaming "Look at me! Pay attention to ME!" for the past few weeks here in Rob's comments. Ignore him and he'll eventually go away.

Rob, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Once you you stop tolerating and SEEKING OUT batshit crazy and high maintenance wimmen, you'll find that most of us are quite boring and normal. You reap what you sow. ALL human beings have the capacity to do evil things...the only difference between individuals is what sets them off in the first place.

Posted by: Chablis on April 30, 2005 01:21 PM

I wonder if the real criminal here isnít that penguin in the three piece suit claiming the client was insane before the "court", or is it the Jury who's buying into that bullshit? I don't think gender has as much to do with the crime as does the possibility of getting off for the crime by being declared insane wherein the perpetrator then becomes the victim. Until judicial punishment deters the crime more fraternacide will occur. Hell, if I knew I could get away with it I too could solve a lot of the problems out there including my own. It still boils down to resposibility and accounability.

Posted by: Jack on April 30, 2005 01:35 PM

The crazy bitch who ran over her husband is Clara Harris, and she didn't get away with it. She's in prison. http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0908001.html

The crazy bitch who drowned her kids drowned 5 of them in 2002, and she's in prison. http://www.karisable.com/andreayates.htm

Abortions in 2004 (which is last year): 1,312,990 . http://www.nrlc.org/abortion/facts/abortionstats.html

If you're going to use stats, try using the correct ones.

Posted by: Renee on April 30, 2005 01:55 PM

You can find crazy-ass people everywhere, every gender, every color, every socio-economic status, etc. Acid brings you the murdering moms and I bring you the sexually deviant dads. The lawyer who photographed himself raping a 4 MONTH old... the recently national newsworthy rape and murders of the children in Florida... are those "men" a representation of all the other men in the world? I think not. Just as these women who kill their own children are not representation of women.

Posted by: PamelaRN on April 30, 2005 02:49 PM


Seeing as how BEAR wants to bring hormones and PMS into all of this...A recent British study found that the kind of male face that a woman is attracted to can vary considerably depending upon where she is in her menstrual cycle.

It seems that if a woman is ovulating then she is more attracted to a man with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, she is more inclined to be drawn to a man who is doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors embedded deep in his temple and a cricket stump shoved up his arse...

Posted by: Ruth on April 30, 2005 02:57 PM

"...a man who is doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors embedded deep in his temple and a scricket stump shoved up his arse."

Why, Ruth, you have such a way with words!

That's what I call a picture painted in technocolor!

You go girl.

Posted by: Maggie on April 30, 2005 04:06 PM

Ruth,

Amen. :-)

Posted by: Juliette on April 30, 2005 05:08 PM

Hmmm . . .

The distinctions between death and, well, death, and the machinations getting there, seem to vary--

Very little. War is merely murder writ large. What is so hard to understand about that? Murder is diff is the state does it? Did we learn nothing from the 20th century?

Uh, Chablis . . . I have been around since very early '02 . . .

I am not a "troll come lately." Ask Gut.

And few truly criticize what I say and enter into a fruitful exchange. Most just get pissed when their knee smashes into their chin, and then all they can do is go playground and call names. Impressive.

:-)

Rob--maybe you could put together a blog of your comments section from the last three and a half years.

You could call it . . .

The Carnival of Inanities. Catchy, eh?

Posted by: jb on April 30, 2005 06:35 PM

Dude! You can't go around saying "women are all headcases!!!" we'd never get sex!!!!!

You have to use codewords like "allure" or "mystery" to describe women being fucking nuts. :0)

Posted by: -=e=- on April 30, 2005 08:01 PM

JB...I want to put a fucking pen through my head reading your stuff....

And if its name calling you want...well, "You are one boring sonofabitch...not to mention a sanctimonious prick"...


Posted by: Ruth on April 30, 2005 08:35 PM

All women are not like that. Believe me, my Mom was the rational one of the 'rents. Maybe you should chase (shoulda chased?) atypical wimmin. There are rational, coolheaded women out there. Unfortunately, they either get snapped up early and taken out of circulation, or else get fed up with the socio-sexual games and retire behind books or monitor.

Posted by: Justthisguy on April 30, 2005 09:43 PM

Ruth . . .

Thanks. I appreciate the fact you do not refute what I said, but merely , well . . . whatever you were trying to say. As a point of fact, your words show you were only a very slight 180 degrees off base.

I excoriated name-calling over against discussion of facts. You proved yourself unable to compare or contrast the killing community America has become (our murder rate is beyond the pale!), with the fact that our military has killed such an ungodly number in unconstitutional wars. America is hardly in a position to preach to others about violence, never mind inflating that preaching to unconstitutional wars against countries who have never attacked us.

Of course I make you crazy--you have to think!

The inability to grasp that fact is not my problem in understanding, but yours. That you would employ your pen therapy to solve your dilemma, rather than face facts, says much.

But--if you decide to employ the pen therapy you mentioned, use a Cross pen.

They are thin, would pierce the temple effortlessly, and of course, who could deny the Messianic aspect in your efforts to save me from my penile sanctimony?

Over at onion.com they have senses of humor for sale at a very reasonable rate.

Free, last time I checked.

Make a purchase prior to your therapy. It might help you avoid another irrational decision.

The point I believe Gut was making in the beginning, was it not?

::-)

Posted by: jb on April 30, 2005 09:52 PM

Ruth

Just a point of context . . . back to the beginning of this thread . . .

An all-voluntary military has no defense against a President sending them to an unconstitutional war, do they?

Do they? Nopers, they just get to go and die.

:-)

Posted by: jb on April 30, 2005 09:58 PM

crazy or not, you don't find too many women's blogs putting up a link to the latest CNN story about crimes committed by men (last i checked, MOST crimes were) and using it to say all men are violent scumbags.

here's an example.

just thought i'd point that out.

Posted by: not-troll beth on April 30, 2005 10:23 PM

JB you are a tedious bore and a one note samba.

A psycho woman who murders her kids and casualties in an all volunteer military..one has NOTHING to do with the other.

However, if you were showing such tedious, and dreadful personality traits as a young child (as you are now) I am surprised your mother resisted the urge to hold your head under water....oy vey man!

Posted by: Ruth on May 1, 2005 05:00 AM

Yeppers

You cannot yet make the connection

You also cannot understand tenaciousness when it comes to holding a particular position

Nor are you used to a man refusing to yield to your demands

Stay away from kids for a few, just in case, ok? Your colors are showing . . .

:-)

Posted by: jb on May 1, 2005 06:38 AM

JB "one note samba" strikes again...

Nope, I cannot make any connection between a woman who murders her children to a casualty in an all volunteer military. But leave it to you JB with your convoluted logic to try.

Demands? Did I make any demands on you? And you are a man? Really? Holy God, are you kidding me? I would have to see the DNA test on that one, cuz you argue like a whining little bitch.

And why would you want me to stay away from kids for a few? I would prefer childrens company over yours any day.

Posted by: Ruth on May 1, 2005 07:00 AM

The thought of JB getting drafted has got "Alice's Restaurant" running through my head. Especially the part about how all the mother-murderers and father-rapists scoot down the Group W bench to get away from him.

Posted by: McGehee on May 1, 2005 09:12 AM

I ban imbeciles like JB right away. You'll never see his bullshit on my blog.

Posted by: Steve H. on May 1, 2005 10:02 AM

"JB you are a tedious bore and a one note samba"

Brava!! Ah, Ruth, can I sign up for your fan club? I know I'll be just one of many, but is there room for more?


Posted by: A.C. Jobim on May 1, 2005 05:03 PM

Sometimes it is just sheer fun to send the invites, set the table, and see who, or what, shows up.

:-)

Excellent responses, everyone! ;-) Even Pavlov's pups were impressed!

hehe

Posted by: jb on May 1, 2005 06:38 PM

A.C. JOBIM...with each paid membership (to my fan club) each loyal minion is issued the latest secret code-book for messages hidden within insults, as well as handy pointers as to how best to verbally bludgeon brain dead, braying jackasses to death for their impertinence....

I am out of 8X10 glossies at the moment, but will throw in a Junior G-Man badge instead. Welcome aboard and please remember to be properly worshipful....LOL LOL...

Posted by: Ruth on May 1, 2005 07:52 PM

Concerning everyone who has a serious problem with JB: the very nature of his writing style appears (from my perspective, at least) to invoke superiority and a gusty tone that some call "arrogance," that is designed to piss people off. While I can hardly refute a damned thing he says, I think I may have found out why he gets people riled up.

And my good friend JB, your beating from the "No War Drum Corps" probably won't change a single mind in these comments that doesn't already agree with you. The pro-war and anti-war camps, being naturally opposing groups, inspire a type of almost questionless pack-dog devotion that I think hasn't been seen since the last time Germany and Russia fought each other.

Wishy-washy moderates, although few and far between, are much better prey. Show them the photos of Saddam's mass graves, and they'll be much more likely to support the war than those on the left-fringe. Show those same people the pictures of Abu Ghraib (SP?) and especially that little girl crying herself crazy because some of our guys fucked up and shot and killed some people in her immediate family, and they'll be more likely to detest our efforts than most on the right-fringe.

Posted by: JG22 on May 1, 2005 08:19 PM

Rob --

You're cherry-picking here. There have been even more stories about men that have gone batshit for some reason, and killed wives, kids, girlfriends, ex-girlfriends, inlaws, outlaws, nieces and nephews in the news than the occasional ugly story about a woman doing the same thing. ANY time something like this happens it's heinous -- regardless of whether it's a man or a woman that's doing the killing.

Posted by: Omnibus Driver on May 2, 2005 12:10 PM
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