Gut Rumbles

April 09, 2005

glenn needs to pay attention

The Godfather of Blogging is missing out on a new trend. He hasn't mentioned shit-blogging a single time on his site, but there's a lot of it going on out there.

Maybe I could start a new "Carnival," just for shit-bloggers.


I'm in.

Posted by: og on April 9, 2005 11:59 AM

Craptastic Carnival, here we come...

Posted by: The Babaganoosh on April 9, 2005 01:53 PM

I DARE you to email him. Double-dare, even.

Posted by: sadie on April 9, 2005 03:42 PM

oh, just get busy and write about your Kentucky boyhood, after all, if you have readers down in Australia, maybe they would appreciate putting you in context!

Posted by: Bonita on April 9, 2005 05:54 PM

I prefer the more genteel term 'Turd-Blogging'.

Posted by: Bane on April 9, 2005 09:16 PM

I dislike "Turd-Blogging" because most of my good shit stories don't involve turds, but rather invole the 'ol chocolate starfish venting creamy scat at high velocity: kind of like if Ted Kennedy stomped on a decorative fudge frosting tube with undigested vegetable bits instead of sprinkles.
Then again, I do have a few "Wow, that turd circled the bowl one and half times without breaking!" stories, so maybe turd blogging would be ok....

Posted by: Graumagus on April 10, 2005 02:02 AM

Ok, yeah, if you're wondering WTF Ted Kennedy has to with raining liquid sewage from the rear exhaust port, most nasty shits are propelled by hot, foul smelling gas.

I found the comparison appropriate.

Posted by: Graumagus on April 10, 2005 02:04 AM

You'all know Teddy, he spews shit out his mouth, but emits tons of Segrams methanol gas out his ass. Me thinks he is helping that imaginary hole in the ozone, and By God! global warming. The fucker can swim though... Sorry I got off the subject, which I don't remember. Good things come to mind when yankee politicians are mentioned.....

Posted by: murry on April 10, 2005 02:28 AM

Hopefully those things invole tall trees and rope (or, in Teddy's case, a crane and steel cable: no tree could hold that up)

Posted by: Graumagus on April 10, 2005 11:52 AM

I am the Gawdfather of shit-blogging. Count me in.

Posted by: Elisson on April 10, 2005 03:14 PM

Coproblogging. Sounds better, dunnit?

Posted by: BlogDog on April 10, 2005 09:52 PM

The Carnival of Indiscreet Excrement?
Crapital Punishment "Where the fans hit the shit"

Posted by: Guy S. on April 11, 2005 04:37 PM
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