Gut Rumbles

April 09, 2005

he got off light

Personally, I would like to see this guy and everyone like him dragged off and shot. I hope the sentence holds up after appeal, but I still say 9 years in jail is not enough.

About the only form of life I can think of that is lower than a spammer is an Islamo-nut-'splodey-dope. Spammers are the cockroaches of the internet, but they don't set off bombs and kill children. They still suck.

I say throw the book at the guy.


So long as it's a big book. Heavy, with sharp metal corners. And dip it in cowshit first so the wounds get infected.

Posted by: og on April 9, 2005 10:44 AM

The article doesn't tell the whole story. For the next nine years his e-mail address is going to be distributed throughout the Internet and he's going to get 1,000 copies of every spam message ever sent to anyone.

For some reason the Geneva Convention doesn't apply to spammers. The attempt to get them included broke down when the commissioners couldn't find the legitimate messages about the idea, buried as they were among all the unsolicited offers for male sexual enhancement and requests for help from Nigerian dignitaries.

Posted by: McGehee on April 9, 2005 11:29 AM

Drag a spammer long enough, and he doesn't NEED to be shot. Cuts down on funeral expenses, too.

Posted by: John Stephens on April 9, 2005 05:47 PM

John, considering the current price of gas....I'd shoot him without the dragging part at all, and then feed him to the crows. That saves the funeral expenses as well.

Posted by: Mythilt on April 11, 2005 02:19 PM
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