Gut Rumbles
 

April 08, 2005

about me

What time is it? I don't pay much attention to time anymore. It's daylight. That's all I need to know.

Name as it appears on birth certificate: Robert Marion Smith

Piercing: None. But I have been carved up by a few surgeons.

Eye color: Scots-Irish hazel. Sometimes downright green, depending on the clothes I wear.

Place of birth: Kenvir, Kentucky.

Favorite food: Steak and shrimp.

Ever been to Africa? No, don't wanna go and never will go. Screw that place. I've got no roots there. I'd like to go to Australia.

Favorite clothing? Bare-assed nekkid.

Ever been toilet papering? I live down South. This is a stupid question.

Have you ever had a speeding ticket? I live down South, the home of NASCAR. This is a stupid question.

Been in a car accident? Never one that was my fault, but two that should have killed me.

Favorite day of the week: What day is today? This one will do just fine.

Favorite restaurant: El Ranchero, where they call me "Don Roberto."

Favorite flower: Lantanas

Favorite sport to watch: College football.

Favorite drink: What'cha got?

Favorite fast food restaurant: Taco Bell

What color is your bedroom carpet? BWHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

How many times did you fail your driverís test? Never. But I did fail a breathalyzer test once.

Favorite perfume: I have no idea.

What do you do most often when you are bored? Read a book or surf the net. Maybe clean some of my non-existent guns or play one of my musical instruments.

Bedtime? Whenever I decide to fall out. I don't pay much attention to time anymore.

What is your favorite color? Jawja Bulldawg Red. And I especially like it on pretty feminine toenails.

How many tattoos do you have? None

Have you ever run out of gas? Once in a car. I'm out of gas in my body all the time anymore.

What is the last book you read? "Texas Noon," by Leonard Sanders.

Now. Aren't you glad I posted that?

Comments

Hey! You share a name with The Duke.
Pretty cool.

Posted by: BlogDog on April 8, 2005 04:26 PM

Three things - we have the same colour of eyes - if that's Scots Irish, it figures, as I'm from Ulster.

Third thing (the eyes count as two) Aren't we all supposed to have roots in Africa?

Posted by: Nelly on April 8, 2005 05:25 PM

Don't discount Africa so quickly. If you like Costa Rica, you'll probably like Kenya.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on April 8, 2005 09:53 PM

Well you *do* like some (half) Kenyans. ;-)

Taco Bell: Anything that goes from the entrance to the exit at warp speed I never eat a second time.

Posted by: Juliette on April 9, 2005 01:50 AM
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