April 08, 2005
What time is it? I don't pay much attention to time anymore. It's daylight. That's all I need to know.
Name as it appears on birth certificate: Robert Marion Smith
Piercing: None. But I have been carved up by a few surgeons.
Eye color: Scots-Irish hazel. Sometimes downright green, depending on the clothes I wear.
Favorite food: Steak and shrimp.
Ever been to Africa? No, don't wanna go and never will go. Screw that place. I've got no roots there. I'd like to go to Australia.
Favorite clothing? Bare-assed nekkid.
Ever been toilet papering? I live down South. This is a stupid question.
Have you ever had a speeding ticket? I live down South, the home of NASCAR. This is a stupid question.
Been in a car accident? Never one that was my fault, but two that should have killed me.
Favorite flower: Lantanas
Favorite sport to watch: College football.
Favorite drink: What'cha got?
Favorite fast food restaurant: Taco Bell
What color is your bedroom carpet? BWHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
How many times did you fail your driverís test? Never. But I did fail a breathalyzer test once.
What do you do most often when you are bored? Read a book or surf the net. Maybe clean some of my non-existent guns or play one of my musical instruments.
Bedtime? Whenever I decide to fall out. I don't pay much attention to time anymore.
What is your favorite color? Jawja Bulldawg Red. And I especially like it on pretty feminine toenails.
How many tattoos do you have? None
Have you ever run out of gas? Once in a car. I'm out of gas in my body all the time anymore.
What is the last book you read? "Texas Noon," by Leonard Sanders.
Now. Aren't you glad I posted that?
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