Gut Rumbles

April 05, 2005

the hot tub

I had a long talk with catfish and Nancy today. I think I'm going to visit tomorrow. Nancy says that I can get nekkid in the hot tub and she won't laugh at my dick. I call that real Southern hospitality. But she also said that I can't blog about her tits if I see them. We made a deal, and my word is my bond.

I still want to bring a rifle and shoot at those gators in the creek. The only problem is, Cat and I are both so decrepit anymore that we could probably kill Big Daddy, but we couldn't drag his ass out of the water. I'll bet that gator weighs over 1,000 pounds. I can just picture me and Cat trying to get that big bastard ashore.

We'd both drop dead of heart attacks and mama gator would eat both of us. I think getting nekkid in the hot tub is a better idea.


See.....yer day's lookin' up already.

Posted by: DONGER on April 5, 2005 07:06 PM

"...I can get nekkid in the hot tub and she won't laugh at my dick. I call that real Southern hospitality."


Nail that gator and sell the tail meat via this blog. I'll take 5 lbs. frozen and shipped overnight.

Posted by: rimfirejones on April 5, 2005 07:27 PM

Well at least get close enough to the bigassalligator to get a picture...this I gotta see.

Posted by: mountainmama on April 5, 2005 08:47 PM

That's what God made rope and powerboats for. Lassooo that bad boy and drag his arse back to basecamp and pull him out of the water with your truck.

Yeah I am a yankee, but we do that with fat chicks up here. Can't see why it won't work with a gator.

Posted by: rightisright on April 5, 2005 09:17 PM

Getting nekkid in the hot tub always wins out over dragging a dead gator.

Posted by: Dash on April 5, 2005 09:49 PM

I could shit in a hot tub just thinking about a 1,000 pound alligator.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on April 5, 2005 09:55 PM

Big Bastard is probably a female with babies, they get kind of cranky .

Posted by: James Old Guy on April 6, 2005 08:42 AM

Well you can always blog about her ass if you see _it_.

Posted by: Strider on April 6, 2005 11:49 AM
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