Gut Rumbles
 

April 04, 2005

racist bastard

I let my neighbor use my lawn mower to cut his grass yesterday. Yeah, that's my big "N-word" neighbor with the sweet, good-looking wife and the polite son that I allow to use my basketball goal anytime he wants to, racist that I am.

The mower wouldn't crank at first, so I put the battery charger on it for a couple of hours and got it going. He cut his grass and brought me back a full five-gallon can of gas in appreciation (yeah, we had to use my gas to get the mower started). He thanked me and asked me never to hesitate to ask if I needed a favor from him.

Those people are good neighbors who just happen to have darker complexions than I do. They are good people and I am delighted to have them living next door to me.

That boy wants to be a golfer and I gave him a dozen good balls to bang around the yard. I told him the only restriction I put on his practice was to aim at the back at the ditch and not bounce any off my truck. So, far, he has obeyed my rules. And he's starting to hit the ball pretty good. The kid has potential if I could convince him to change his grip a little and not stand with his feet so wide apart.

That's how racists behave down South anymore.

Comments

The only time I view myself as a racist is when someone tells me hey ya better let me have it my way cause I`,m black. I swear if thay didn`t tell me it would never enter into my thought process.

Posted by: arathorn on April 4, 2005 02:04 PM

you lend golf balls to a black kid, and you think that you should get a fucking humanitarian award?

suck it up asshole, and don't break your arm patting yourserlf on your flatulant back

Posted by: nhg on April 4, 2005 03:16 PM

I apologize for the rude remark. I'm a liberal and a racist and it pisses me off to see a white man getting along with his black neighbors. I hate gays, nigs, wetbacks, jews, gooks, all asians, rag heads, honkeys, hicks and mixed breeds. Fuck all!! I am GOD!

Posted by: NHG on April 4, 2005 04:17 PM

NHG -- I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
It's unbelievable that people like you are born THAT stupid.

Posted by: Alaska Kim on April 4, 2005 04:35 PM

Mouthful of nothing to say....NHG, go back to sleep.

Posted by: DONGER on April 4, 2005 05:28 PM

A-man....you attract some wierd mo fo's.

Posted by: DONGER on April 4, 2005 05:35 PM

Thought this was a pretty good post, Rob. Not sure what those other comments are about. Good writing.

Posted by: JB on April 4, 2005 08:40 PM

From what you have told us about your golf skills, you really should give the kid a lesson or three and watch him get better.

And NHG is nearly the most ignorant sumbitch I ever heard.

Posted by: Florida Bill on April 5, 2005 07:59 AM

See- it's like they taught us at school, prejudice is what you think and, though it's not actually good it really isn't a problem. Racism is when people act on that prejudice in a bad way. You might think you're a racist but you're really just prejudiced until you start doing racist things.

Posted by: shane on April 8, 2005 04:46 PM

i googled 'racist bastard' to find some hardcore dumb racist stuff, and by golly, my first hit is spot-on. just for your info, i'm a black-asian mix, and my religion's judaism :D

cheers. the world needs more hypocrites like you to strangle

Posted by: amused on March 13, 2007 09:29 AM
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